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IT'S REN-E-GADE YOU TWATS I SWUR TO GOD IMA FIGHT ALL OF YOU 1v1 NO RUNNING OR JUMPING KNIFE FIGHT MID LANE NO TERRAN OR ZERG NO ITEMS FINAL DESTINATION YOU COMPREHEND ENGLISH ESSAYS?

REN-E-GADE

SAY IT FUCKING WITH ME REN-E-GADE

ITS A FUCKING E YOU CUNTS

AND FUCK YOU SPELL I WILL FIGHT YOU IN YOUR EUROPEAN COUNTRY OF CHOCOLATS MEET ME BEHIND THE PLAYGROUND YOU GINGERSNAP!

special shout out to drug for reminding me to adjust font size to properly express my buttmad

Edited by Renegade

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Size edited to show appropriate butt-hurt. And to make it hard to read.

Edited by Noodle

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sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: done

sG | Renegade: HOLD ON HPONE

sG | Renegade: AW SHIT

sG | Renegade: PIZZA INCOMIN

sG | Renegade: GIVE ADRESS

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: naw im good dawg

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: it was my pleasure

sG | Renegade: I HAVE TO GIVE YOU A PIZZA

sG | Renegade: SO PEOPLE DONT CALL ME A BUSTA

sG | Renegade: GIME YO FUCKIN ADRESS

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: im not sure if i want to do this or not

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: no wait

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: dont

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: seriously

sG | Renegade: FUCKING FAGGOT GOD DAMN ITS A FREE MOTHERFUCKING PIZZA

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: YEAH

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: BUT I LIVE WITH MY MOM

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: SHE'D BE MAD

sG | Renegade: TELL YOUR MOM YOU GOT IT FROM A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET

sG | Renegade: SO ITS COOL

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: l:

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Cows confirmed for not liking pizza what a faggot

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sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: done

sG | Renegade: HOLD ON HPONE

sG | Renegade: AW SHIT

sG | Renegade: PIZZA INCOMIN

sG | Renegade: GIVE ADRESS

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: naw im good dawg

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: it was my pleasure

sG | Renegade: I HAVE TO GIVE YOU A PIZZA

sG | Renegade: SO PEOPLE DONT CALL ME A BUSTA

sG | Renegade: GIME YO FUCKIN ADRESS

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: im not sure if i want to do this or not

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: no wait

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: dont

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: seriously

sG | Renegade: FUCKING FAGGOT GOD DAMN ITS A FREE MOTHERFUCKING PIZZA

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: YEAH

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: BUT I LIVE WITH MY MOM

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: SHE'D BE MAD

sG | Renegade: TELL YOUR MOM YOU GOT IT FROM A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET

sG | Renegade: SO ITS COOL

sG | Iherdcows [ADV]: l:

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Cows confirmed for not liking pizza what a faggot

YO I KNOW "MY MOM WOULD BE MAD" IS A PRETTY GAY EXCUSE, BUT GETTING A PIZZA FROM A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET WOULD CREEP HER OUT, AND EVEN IF I LIED SHE'D STILL WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME, SHE WONT EVEN LET ME LEAVE THE HOUSE BECAUSE ITS 420 LOL

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