Fate 65 Posted January 16, 2013 (edited) You may choose one of these five potions. Each of them will grant you special effects, they may be negative or positive.The Red will boost your IQ by 100 points and make you into a social butterfly.The Orange will transform you into a beautiful woman, but you do not have a vagina, you keep your penis.The Green will make your phallus two inches longer, but everything you consume will taste like lemon.The Blue will grant you every super power that has ever existed, but you will die in 3 weeks. Nothing can prevent your death, including your superpowers. No, you do not have a Superpower to "override" this.The White will transport you back to when you were 5 years old on your 5th birthday, but you will have all of your knowledge and memories that you have now.White is OP as fuck.Gonna have to go for white. Edited January 16, 2013 by Maow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Groov 568 Posted January 16, 2013 (edited) Going for orange. If I am a beautiful woman I can masturbate to myself.I can also get some free drinks at the bar. Edited January 16, 2013 by Groov 2 KGameLover1 and Oreo reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dyscivist 5686 Posted January 16, 2013 Red, easily. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daft2thePunk 190 Posted January 16, 2013 I choose orange obviously its the best choice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dojima 7619 Posted January 16, 2013 Red and white are the only ones that could be considered good. I'd go white. 1 Windmill reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KGameLover1 1306 Posted January 16, 2013 Red, obviously. I fail to see what the disadvantage is - unless the whole "gaining 100 IQ" thing makes you hate people or something (which I still wouldn't care about) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Illogical 1126 Posted January 16, 2013 White. I'd set all the trends and have the best insults from the future. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpecialBrownies 453 Posted January 16, 2013 White, maybe. I'm going for blue, you can't prevent your death but you can delay it. Time travel, bitches. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dojima 7619 Posted January 16, 2013 Red, obviously. I fail to see what the disadvantage is - unless the whole "gaining 100 IQ" thing makes you hate people or something (which I still wouldn't care about)It would, and then making you a "social butterfly" on top of that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KGameLover1 1306 Posted January 16, 2013 Red, obviously. I fail to see what the disadvantage is - unless the whole "gaining 100 IQ" thing makes you hate people or something (which I still wouldn't care about)It would, and then making you a "social butterfly" on top of that...meh I hate most people IRL now anyway so I wouldn't give a fuck 1 Windmill reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coldfuse 324 Posted January 17, 2013 white i guess, unless you stay in the same time but still are five. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timeassassin103 223 Posted January 17, 2013 White since if you lost a bet that is worth alot of money you could win it instead of losing it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
camelFun 1435 Posted January 17, 2013 Blue, but only if it was 4 weeks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fate 65 Posted January 18, 2013 Blue, but only if it was 4 weeks.Or you could brainswap to a new host that wouldn't die. 1 camelFun reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevinbotz 143 Posted January 18, 2013 Green. I need all the inches I can get. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dyscivist 5686 Posted January 18, 2013 It wouldI don't see any reason that that should be the case unless it's explicitly mentioned. Just because more intelligent people are more likely to be misanthropic doesn't mean they are by necessity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KGameLover1 1306 Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) It wouldI don't see any reason that that should be the case unless it's explicitly mentioned. Just because more intelligent people are more likely to be misanthropic doesn't mean they are by necessity.^^take for example Aaron Schwartz or David Pridie./s.. too soon? Edited January 18, 2013 by KGame Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dojima 7619 Posted January 18, 2013 Just because more intelligent people are more likely to be misanthropic doesn't mean they are by necessity.Someone with an IQ in the 200s who enjoys social interaction with a majority of people is not something I can remotely envision. 1 Windmill reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dyscivist 5686 Posted January 18, 2013 Who said I have an IQ of 100 or over? 1 Dojima reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windmill 1521 Posted January 18, 2013 Red or white. Probably red. I might be unhappy but I would be able to accomplish so much. Maybe I would be so smart I would figure out ways to genetically alter people so they would be within the ballpark of my intelligence and I wouldn't have to kill myself due to the inadequacies of billions of people around me. Then, with the group of hyperintelligent people, I would rule the world, placing each of the group members in various places across the earth to do my bidding. With that control, I would be able to allocate all resources to scientific advancements. Yeaaaa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Coconut :3 119 Posted January 18, 2013 Orange, I'm a coconut, I have no penis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oreo 2073 Posted January 18, 2013 Going for orange. If I am a beautiful woman I can masturbate to myself.I can also get some free drinks at the bar.I'm going to have to go with Groov on this one. Who doesn't like free stuff? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites