Goldentongue 3616 Posted August 30, 2012 "You are such a pretty girl, I love to see you smileI see you standing by yourself, can I stay awhile?You have the prettiest eyes that I've ever seen.Maybe you should be a model, or a beauty queen.I'm gonna fuck you in your ass.I can taste your shit with the lips of my dick.I'm gonna fuck you in your assKill your fecal fetus with my leather witch.I'm gonna fuck you in your ass..." by Leather Dynamite 1 1 Windmill and Tucker reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goldentongue 3616 Posted August 30, 2012 "He who chews me will defecate; he will defecate!"33. The tale of the talking "laxative bulb" is widespread throughoutt Native American cultures. Apart from its entertainment value as gross scatological humor, it teaches a number lessons, such as do not be gullible and do not think yourself superior to natural forces.The Winnebago Trickster Cycle as recorded by Paul Radin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2fwa 605 Posted August 30, 2012 "Audi partem alteram" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noobzilla 185 Posted August 30, 2012 "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"-Mother fucking BATMAN Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blob 1985 Posted August 30, 2012 "Gayyyyyyy!" –A Seal 2 Iherdcows and Super Novacaine reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChosenOne2000 4440 Posted August 30, 2012 If you meet one asshole a day, thats unfortunate. If you meet two assholes a day, its just a bad day. If you meet three or more assholes a day, chances are, you're the asshole. - c12k Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Christmas 643 Posted August 30, 2012 2 Mr. Coconut :3 and Toxygen reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nerd4Life 7 Posted August 31, 2012 I have to agree. That's an awesome quote. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fab 247 Posted August 31, 2012 Live every week like it's shark week - Tracy Morgan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
