Mastered Life.

[GiaNNi`~ 46]

Their is a species of Jellyfish, called the turritopsis nutricula species, that has developed over time, in a way, that lets them cycle through life. These may be the only living species on earth that has no lifespan. "The key lies in a process called transdifferentiation, where one type of cell is transformed into another type of cell." Once the Jellyfish gets to its elder, mature stage, they reverse their aging process and become little jellys again. Scientists are currently scrutinizing them and trying to figure out how they have obtained the 'fountain of youth'. They orginated in the Caribbean, but are now expanding.

I just thought this was really cool and felt like sharing.

http://green.yahoo.com/blog/guest_bloggers/26/the-world-s-only-immortal-animal.html

[Elmo 1272]

pretty crazy

[Deathcon 1]

We've been trying to do this for years and these jellyfish come out of no where with immortality. We just go bitch slapped by mother nature.

[GiaNNi`~ 46]

Yeah it's pretty crazy. This isn't like a new discovery or anything.

Just remembered this from a year or two ago and felt like posting it

[Goldentongue 3616]

We've been trying to do this for years and these jellyfish come out of no where with immortality. We just go bitch slapped by mother nature.

Jellyfish can't get blowjobs, drink beer, or watch Firefly.

Quality, not quanitity bro.

[Rune 2783]

Jellyfish can't get blowjobs, drink beer, or watch Firefly.

Quality, not quanitity bro.

This and the greatness of having opposable thumbs. Couldn't really live without them, now could we? (Well we could, but still - Life would suck then.)

[Rune 2783]

By the way, I've heard Firefly is awesome, what times is it on, on Sci-Fi?

(Lawl, fail edited by quoting myself instead- GG me.)

[Illogical 1126]

what a waste of immortality and this is kinda old news but still good.

[shikaku 706]

thats pretty cool

[Goldentongue 3616]

By the way, I've heard Firefly is awesome, what times is it on, on Sci-Fi?

(Lawl, fail edited by quoting myself instead- GG me.)

I have no idea. The show has long since canceled. I've only seen it on DVD.

[Sir. Hot Mayo 1143]

Jellyfish can't get blowjobs, drink beer, or watch Firefly.

Quality, not quanitity bro.

True, but if we unlock immortality... HOLY FUCK.

I don't even want to begin to think of the ramifications, I'll wait until I'm bored at work tonight to think about it lol

[Dead Donkey 49]

So...basically phoenix jellyfish. Goddamn, im gonna go grab one of those, mold it into a potato shape, eat it and hope for the best.

[SuperNorch 8]

Cool stuff wish we had immortality.

[RockbeatsPaper 190]

Its all those people who found the magical genie lamp and wished for immortality.

Got fucked and turned into this jellyfish. What an asshole of a genie.

[Goldentongue 3616]

Its all those people who found the magical genie lamp and wished for immortality.

Got fucked and turned into this jellyfish. What an asshole of a genie.

CORRUPT A WISH MAKE A WISH?

[Deathcon 1]

Jellyfish can't get blowjobs, drink beer, or watch Firefly.

Quality, not quanitity bro.

Very true, but it is still a bitch that Mother Nature decided to give one of her greatest gifts to something that doesn't even have a brain. But then again I believe this picture explains it all.

[GiaNNi`~ 46]

Lets do surgery on one and get a immortality potion out of it!

[noobsteak 9]

Sooooo.... Jelly fish hunting season is open? I mean, they don't die naturally, so we humans must show them what's what.

[Deadpool 161]

Sooooo.... Jelly fish hunting season is open? I mean, they don't die naturally, so we humans must show them what's what.

Speak for yourself, I already have 500 jellyfish hanging from hooks on my wall, I'm a taxidermist.

[Fruggles 23]

what a waste of immortality and this is kinda old news but still good.

>Acting like he knew about this.

fgt.

OT: I'm totally becoming a jellyfish.