If you could choose...

[Goldentongue 3616]

which would you pick?

[Shadow 1044]

Fried chicken is bad for you and is for blek people. And having a pony to do my laundry could give me more time to do roids.

[UnknownLegend 5480]

If I could chose?

[Goldentongue 3616]

If I could chose?

FUCK

I was in the sun for 11 hours straight today. I get a pass on that one.

Any chance you could change that for me?

[Fried Chicken 0]

Fried chicken all the way.

[UnknownLegend 5480]

FUCK

I was in the sun for 11 hours straight today. I get a pass on that one.

Any chance you could change that for me?

Thank this post. BOW TO ME.

[Goldentongue 3616]

Thank this post. BOW TO ME.

*Shrug*

I'd thank it anyway. Unlike you, I don't need to show bias in my thanking to overtake people.

[UnknownLegend 5480]

Unlike you, I don't need to show bias in my thanking to overtake people.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH GOD, THAT WAS GOOD, TELL ANOTHER

[Goldentongue 3616]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH GOD, THAT WAS GOOD, TELL ANOTHER

Dear god bro, I'm still a good 600 away. It'll take me a month at least.

Don't act so threatened.

[Falco 235]

fried chicken

[Marine 2580]

My half-black side is too obvious with this question...

[UnknownLegend 5480]

My avatar is too obvious with this question...

[Fruggles 23]

FUCK

I was in the sun for 11 hours straight today. I get a pass on that one.

Any chance you could change that for me?

AHAHAHAHAH, so mad I couldn't point that out to you...

I'd go for the koala - THEY'RE FUCKING ADORABLE.

[Dojima 7619]

I already have a machine that does my laundry for me, so...

[Frosted Butts 53]

Does the koala just instantly create fried chicken or does it have to go through the whole cooking process? Do you have to provide all of the materials? Is the food he prepares safe to eat, considering a wild animal made it? Apart from that one task, will he also be my domesticated pet? At some point, can I make him perform his talent to an audience who pays to see it? Can I sell him to the circus for $1,000,000?

[RockbeatsPaper 190]

I pick the pony as long as he or she is house broken.

fuck laundry.

Does the koala just instantly create fried chicken or does it have to go through the whole cooking process? Do you have to provide all of the materials? Is the food he prepares safe to eat, considering a wild animal made it? Apart from that one task, will he also be my domesticated pet? At some point, can I make him perform his talent to an audience who pays to see it? Can I sell him to the circus for $1,000,000?

Very legitmate concerns, I may have to change my answer if the koala pulls the fried chicken out of thin air.

[Kelso 4]

Does the koala just instantly create fried chicken or does it have to go through the whole cooking process? Do you have to provide all of the materials? Is the food he prepares safe to eat, considering a wild animal made it? Apart from that one task, will he also be my domesticated pet? At some point, can I make him perform his talent to an audience who pays to see it? Can I sell him to the circus for $1,000,000?

Very well thought out points. See, with the pony option it's already set in stone that the pony will definitely be doing your laundry, which is fucking cool. It might shit and whatnot, but it's a pony and that can be fixed mang. WE DONT KNOW FUCKING SHIT ABOUT THIS KOALA THOUGH.

my heart goes to the pony

edit: also koalas are fucking stupid and one making fried chicken all the time would probably be covered in grease and piss somehow.

[ElectronicDrug 7496]

I already have a wife that does my laundry for me.

I'm assuming the koala also buys and/or magically produces the chicken.

[skitt 1307]

Can I have a Koala that does laundry? Koalas are awesome and doing laundry sucks. And as Shadow said, fried chicken is pretty fattening and shouldn't be eaten all too often.

[Deofuta 6]

Does the Koala need supplies? Or does he magically conjure the chicken up?

EDIT: Lol, Drug beat me to the question.

[Howard Dean 2502]

I would not want the koala because koalas are known for being very lazy animals, SO the amount of fried chicken I would receive would not sustain me.

However, with the pony its fucking hooves would not be able to do laundry very well so that would suck dick too....

I choose the pony ultimately because I fucking hate doing laundry.

[Lesbian Dad 555]

I'd rather have the pony give me a ride home when I start having too much fun late at night

[Masa 3]

Koala>Pony, BUT Laundry>Fried Chicken.....Man that is a hard one.

[Dojima 7619]

haha, it's really shocking to me how many people would rather have laundry done than have fried chicken prepared. Are you guys still using washboards or some shit?

[Masa 3]

haha, it's really shocking to me how many people would rather have laundry done than have fried chicken prepared. Are you guys still using washboards or some shit?

I do laundry more frequently than preparing and eating fried chicken. Plus, fried chicken is horribly bad for you, so if you did eat fried chicken as much as you do laundry, either you are a very dirty person or horribly unhealthy. Also, i find cooking fun. With time saved from doing my laundry, I could cook up a storm for me, myself, and I.