is it gay to order a mojito?

[Zachmanman 877]

I'm at a bar with like Budweiser signs n shitWould they call me a fag?

[Musicfreak 181]

If it's an outdoor bar your fine

If your indoors it's gay

[Espeland² 0]

Don't you order a mojito by going up to the bartender and letting him stick his whole arm up your ass? I do that and I don't think I am gay...

[Sir. Hot Mayo 1143]

I'm at a bar with like Budweiser signs n shitWould they call me a fag?

Hmmm, little bit gay. Maybe if you drink it fast and aren't really seen with it lol

Or you could just go all out and order a strawberry daiquiri, pretend your a fag for a while..

[Goldentongue 3616]

Gay? No.

But giving a damn what other people think of your drink does make you a bitch.

And that's not the Zach I know.

[Deofuta 6]

Fuck what they think, shit is delicious right?

[Contract Killer 24]

You're asking sG? Wow

[Marine 2580]

If you have to worry about what other people think about you when you're getting drunk...then you may have some suppressed homosexuality in you.

Or you're just incredibly homophobic

[Oracion 35]

Nothing wrong with ordering what you like. Mojito's aren't gay anyway.

[Zachmanman 877]

It's not the homosexualityI just feel like its comparable to ordering a lobster dinner at McDonald'S

[fatb0y 1337]

I feel like mojitos are more of a daytime drink.

why don't you get a martini?

[Christmas 643]

Who the fuck cares?

[Goldentongue 3616]

It's not the homosexualityI just feel like its comparable to ordering a lobster dinner at McDonald'S

"Your normal shit isn't good enough for me. I'm here, I have money, and I want the best you can get."

What's wrong with that?

[Neur0 34]

[Dojima 7619]

There're definitely gayer drinks.

[Mitch 2111]

Who the fuck cares?

This.

[Jewinator 5000 750]

Ask for a martini, shaken not stirred.

[Marine 2580]

Ask for a martini, shaken not stirred.

I'm sorry, sir, but you're going to have to wait 8 years or so before you start talking about alcoholic beverages.

[Zachmanman 877]

Bartender days they don't serve mojitos

[Illogical 1126]

Bartender days they don't serve mojitos

[Shadow 1044]

Theres been many of night where I drank pitchers of mojitos and don't remember the night. I do not think people though it was homosexual when I tried to snowboard inside.

The only gay drink is banana dackeries and yes they are delicious and to ungay it just drink it while doing dumbbell curls.

[Dojima 7619]

ahaha, I'm guessing the fact that it has a phallus-shaped fruit is where the homoeroticism stems from.

[water.exe 725]

mojitos are more of summer drink and most bars most likely wont serve it since it requires fresh mint and most bartenders dont want togo the extra mile to make it

[Bonghit.Bulletsponge 58]

Mojitos and Daiquiris were the drinks of choice for Hemingway. . . Do what he would have done and kick the shit out of anyone who ridicules your drink choice.

[LOPEZ 1750]

Mojitoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, they're awesome.