Bros, I need ideas. (help me out!)

[Sir. Hot Mayo 1143]

Ok so I have to do this presentation about something I would change about my school.

This can be ANYTHING to do with the school, whether it's some rules, the building itself, etc;

Some ideas that others have had: recycling programs, building a baseball diamond, other wheelchair accesses.

So yeah, gimme some ideas guys, I'm dying over here!! Try and think about shit you'd change and your school/ previous schools. If anything pops into your mind lemme hear it (please keep it realistic lol)

[LOPEZ 1750]

A coffeeshop, students sure love coffee.

[Sir. Hot Mayo 1143]

A coffeeshop, students sure love coffee.

That's a great idea, man! Except we already have a caf here, they serve coffee in there :/ But that's the kind of ideas I'm looking for!

[Nitestalker 792]

how about a subway in the cafeteria

[Sir. Hot Mayo 1143]

how about a subway in the cafeteria

Decent idea, bro.

KEEP THEM COMING!!

[LOPEZ 1750]

Presentation about how you think cafeteria food is unhealthy and that the school should try and provide more healthy food to students.

Your fellow classmates will be like 'lol lame, he likes healthy shit' but teachers are like 'WHOA, SO MUCH CARE FOR FELLOW STUDENTS, A++'

[Frosted Butts 53]

A premium buffet in the lunch room!

A segway rental station to traverse hallways faster!

One of those mail tubes that suck up capsules and send your mail to another tube!

[centran 4457]

Presentation about banning presentation due to student with extreme anxiety issues... half way through the presentation start looking really sick and worried then walk out of the room.

[Sir. Hot Mayo 1143]

A premium buffet in the lunch room!

A segway rental station to traverse hallways faster!

One of those mail tubes that suck up capsules and send your mail to another tube!

Presentation about banning presentation due to student with extreme anxiety issues... half way through the presentation start looking really sick and worried then walk out of the room.

Lmao, I love all of these ideas. Especially the segway rental station, it just makes sense, like why doesn't my school have that now? - everyone should be ridin'

[Nitestalker 792]

A premium buffet in the lunch room!

A segway rental station to traverse hallways faster!

One of those mail tubes that suck up capsules and send your mail to another tube!

and to counter-act the increasing fat population you could also present for a better fitness center in the school

[Frosted Butts 53]

Lmao, I love all of these ideas. Especially the segway rental station, it just makes sense, like why doesn't my school have that now? - everyone should be ridin'

Even the principal gets to ride the granddaddy of all segways.

The Ferrari.

[Tansen 52]

Manditory Topless day,

Parameters

Must not be super fat.

Must not be ugly as per consensus vote from male student body.

Tassle's are optional.

[Bacn 80]

Do a presentation about how you asked for presentation ideas on the internet and what the suggestions you were giving say about our culture.

[Illogical 1126]

how about better quality food at the cafeteria. i had the shittiest food there.

this is what they called an egg and cheese sandwich at my my old highschool. college at least has sushi

[Kelso 4]

Presentation about how you think cafeteria food is unhealthy and that the school should try and provide more healthy food to students.

Your fellow classmates will be like 'lol lame, he likes healthy shit' but teachers are like 'WHOA, SO MUCH CARE FOR FELLOW STUDENTS, A++'

this this this.

so easy, the teachers will fucking love it, and you'll probably get high grades.

I'm not sure about the layout of your cafeteria or whatever but,

If you have to give some examples try these:

Move vegetables and fruits to the end of the line beside the cash register instead of cookies so students will be more likely to make healthy impulse buys

Move white milk to the front and chocolate milk to the back in the fridges

Spice up the names of vegetables and shit. Stuff like Garden Fresh Caesar Salad or some shit.

KILL THAT ASSIGNMENT BRO. KILL IT. ALSO, YOU'RE WELCOME.

[Formerly known as Karma 0]

I like Nite's idea. If you guys don't have a fitness gym, maybe do that. If you guys already have one, maybe it needs new equipment?

[RockbeatsPaper 190]

Get rid of the jews, and grow a stache.

The evil kind, the kind that makes it look like you hate jews.

It's programmed in their dna.

DINO DNA!

See you thought I was being a racist.

HKJ-QhNYo6c

[Spell 331]

Haha, very nice ideas. however i would say do a presentation more on the healthier side, as been suggested, fix the obesity problem by mandatory physical fitness programs or some shit.

@Illogical, That is fucking why i will not eat school food. I'll go without eating rather than eat that cheese topped pile of dog shit.

[Don Danzone 410]

- All teachers have to be hot

- All teachers need to be open minded

- All food should be decent

- Everyone needs to listen to mayo else gtfo

[Groov 568]

I see kids with screwed up books,tables,and restrooms that smell like the anus of a four year old that is unwiped.

[Tobi 56]

condom dispenser and toilet seat covers cause i hate having to scrub that shit with water and tissue before taking a deuce

[Kelso 4]

condom dispenser and toilet seat covers cause i hate having to scrub that shit with water and tissue before taking a deuce

hovershit and see if you can poo around the entire seat.

1000 points to gryffindor if you do

[Musicfreak 181]

hovershit and see if you can poo around the entire seat.

1000 points to gryffindor if you do

That would be glorious

[Guest Horny©at]

Reinstate corporal punishment. Teachers will love you more. Nothing funner than watching little timmy get the shit beat out of him by Mr. walker

[Sir. Hot Mayo 1143]

lol, fuckin' awesome ideas guys.

I think imma go with Lopez's idea about the healthy cafeteria menu, I mentioned it to my teacher, she almost sucked my dick- true story.

THANKS TO EVERYONE!!