Caterpi 3 Posted March 3, 2011 So, my coworkers and I were extremely bored last night and we somehow got onto the subject of pick up lines. It was hilarious to hear what they brought to the plate when laying on their game, so I figured why not see what the sG community has!I'll start with:Girl, are you ketchup because I wanna rub you all over my wiener.Or, one of my favorite.. I want you more than bacon. :cool: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOPEZ 1750 Posted March 3, 2011 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marine 2580 Posted March 3, 2011 If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? What's the most popular pick up line at the gay bar?May I push in your stool? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thorgot 2420 Posted March 3, 2011 "I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caterpi 3 Posted March 3, 2011 Haha I bet that works everytime Lopez, and I wouldn't know any gay pickup lines marine, rofl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Formerly known as Karma 0 Posted March 3, 2011 I've had a few really really bad lines used on me. "Are you jamaican baby? cause jamaican me crazy!!""If you're the other side of the street, can I cross the road?""Can I take your mouth to a party? The party in my pants." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caterpi 3 Posted March 3, 2011 ahahaha the Jamaican line is pure gold Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guitar Guy 25 Posted March 3, 2011 How about a poem? I've picked up many women with this one.Roses are red;Violets are blue.....I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marine 2580 Posted March 3, 2011 How about a poem? I've picked up many women with this one.Roses are red;Violets are blue.....I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE.Reminds me of this oneRoses are redViolets are blueBy the end of tonightI'll have my fist inside you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOPEZ 1750 Posted March 3, 2011 How about a poem? I've picked up many women with this one.Roses are red;Violets are blue.....I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE.Yes...I remember when you made that. I witnessed that blossom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marine 2580 Posted March 3, 2011 "Can I take your mouth to a party? The party in my pants."Party in your moms mouth tonight, and we're all cumming to it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mitch 2111 Posted March 3, 2011 How about a poem? I've picked up many women with this one.Roses are red;Violets are blue.....I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE.My best pickup line to Guitar Guy: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frosted Butts 53 Posted March 3, 2011 do you know karate, cause yo body is KICKIN Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Church 1 Posted March 3, 2011 I've had a few really really bad lines used on me. "Are you jamaican baby? cause jamaican me crazy!!""If you're the other side of the street, can I cross the road?""Can I take your mouth to a party? The party in my pants."none of mine made that list? WOOT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Formerly known as Karma 0 Posted March 3, 2011 Your lines work on me, so I can't really call them bad pick-up lines. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guitar Guy 25 Posted March 3, 2011 Your lines work on me, so I can't really call them bad pick-up lines. lolHey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Church 1 Posted March 3, 2011 Your lines work on me, so I can't really call them bad pick-up lines. lol winrawr Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewinator 5000 750 Posted March 3, 2011 Do you work for Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derps McGee 0 Posted March 3, 2011 "Wanna get pizza and fuck?" 60% of the time, it works every time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avery 794 Posted March 3, 2011 They call me tripod. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Triv 79 Posted March 4, 2011 I like your forehead wanna fuck? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Formerly known as Karma 0 Posted March 4, 2011 You must be Windows 95 because you got me so unstable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nitestalker 792 Posted March 4, 2011 You must be Windows 95 because you got me so unstable.wat...nice shoes, wanna fuck? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Formerly known as Karma 0 Posted March 4, 2011 Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.:3If you're a serious HP nerd like me:Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guitar Guy 25 Posted March 4, 2011 Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.:3And yours rivals the graphics of pong.Doesn't take much. Reverse pickup lines now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
