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Guest MindGames

OMG HAHAHAHA

SAMMS MOM:

"GET IN THE KITCHEN WOMEN"

"THATS WHY YOUR FEET ARE SO SMALL SO YOU CAN STAND CLOSER TO THE STOVE"

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Guest MindGames

"I'm cold... gonna go put some pants on. Oh, wait."

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Even though its a lie...every man watches porn.

edit: Also, this wasnt in vent but another samm quote in my sig

Correct Response, "Show me tits and i'll give you my staff". xD

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Sort of relevant, but since Sam doesn't fucking get on teamspeak anymore...

BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FUCKIN WORK AND YOU WON'T FUCKIN HELP ME.

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BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FUCKIN WORK AND YOU WON'T FUCKIN HELP ME.

Show me tits and I'll help out.

Or set up teamviewer and I'll fix your settings and take all your nudes that way.

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