How close have you come to dying?

[TeflonAssassin 63]

Couple times. FLipped a car going about 70 with the windows down and the car had a glass roof :/. Just dumped my bike going about 50 infront of a semi at the end of summer. Both times the EMS said it could of been and should of been fatal. Sorry for your loss man. But if he died having a good time that's all that matters.

[Guest J_MaFia]

I HUNG AROUND WITH MAD BLACK PEOPLE, I ALMOST GOT STABBED AND SHOT A COUPLE OF TIMES, IT WAS ALL AVODIDED THOUGH CAUSE GOD GAVE ME LEGS TO SPRINT VERY FAST.

[TURKISH RAMBO 9]

I HUNG AROUND WITH MAD BLACK PEOPLE, I ALMOST GOT STABBED AND SHOT A COUPLE OF TIMES, IT WAS ALL AVODIDED THOUGH CAUSE GOD GAVE ME LEGS TO SPRINT VERY FAST.

All of your posts are:

LOOK AT ME I NEED ATTENTION I SWEAR I AM NOT A FAGGOT

[Marine 2580]

All of your posts are:

LOOK AT ME I NEED ATTENTION I SWEAR I AM NOT A FAGGOT

He's Peurto Rican, so it's ok

[Guest J_MaFia]

All of your posts are:

LOOK AT ME I NEED ATTENTION I SWEAR I AM NOT A FAGGOT

If you feel some type of way do something. I challenge thee mighty fat shit.

[Renegade 1198]

I got shot in the foot....true story

[Ace 51]

I got shot in the foot....true story

You shot me in the foot once when we were in the closet.

I crowbarred you.

You killed me.

I cried.

[Magikarp Level 99 0]

I had an allergic reaction to a Monster energy drink when I was about 15. About ten minutes after my first sip I broke out in hives, my vision went spotty and my head began to feel like it was being compressed by a bulldozer on each side. Ended up staying in the hospital overnight.

Safe to say I don't drink energy drinks.

[Z41 3]

While walking home from school I slipped on a walnut, and my head almost went in front of the passing vehicle.

[Rubber Johnny 1]

I ate a piece of raw chicken once. I got sick.

That is all.

[Xannon 0]

I have died once. Medically died. But I was brought back.

[Caterpi 3]

I've never really had a near death experiance.. the worst that's happened to me was my appendix burst, it was painful but I didn't get close to dying

[Dyscivist 5686]

Someone sitting in front of me in my Psychology class was looking up "Son, I am disappoint" photos on Google images while on his shitty MacBook during a lecture. The irony almost killed me.

[Mitch 2111]

Someone sitting in front of me in my Psychology class was looking up "Son, I am disappoint" photos on Google images while on his shitty MacBook during a lecture. The irony almost killed me.

But... you're the king of irony/sarcasm/the likes.

I've come close to dieing once with a bookshelf falling on me (bookshelf weighed almost 1000lbs), but an ER was nearby to save me.

[Musicfreak 181]

I have died once. Medically died. But I was brought back.

Hardcore, bro