The Expendables.

[Fiasco 10]

I'll be there at midnight and again tomorrow just to make sure Eat, Pray, Love doesn't get Julia Roberts atop the box office

[Marine 2580]

HOLD UP!!! I got this...The Solution to make your girl go see The Expendables is Your girl: If you don't see the movie with me, you won't be getting any for weeks! You: I got my porn, Good luck getting a ride there and back. Your girl: I'll get one from my friends. You: Brb, Gonna kill your friends.

I wanna see this movie badly, God damn it...

[Itchyfacee 10]

LOL.

[Smooth-eh 856]

YOU ARE A FUCKING MAN. IM BRINGING ALL MY COUSINS. ALL OF MY 6 COUSINS. AND WE WONT TALK ABOUT PUSSY STUFF. ONLY GETTING LAID AND PUSSY AND PEEING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. ALL WHILE LISTENING TO THIS SONG AND WATCHING SUCKAS GETTING FUCKED UP BY BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKERS.

TESTOSTERONE FTW

[Dojima 7619]

To all the people saying the acting and script will suck, fuck you.

[Clay 24]

Opening night. Went and saw it. So happy.

[UnknownLegend 5480]

Opening night. Went and saw it. So happy.

Ditto.

[Clay 24]

Shotgun rape scene made me cry tears of blood. Chest hair levels went up by 100000%

Shouting quake event sounds during the movie ftw.

[UnknownLegend 5480]

Shotgun rape scene made me cry tears of blood. Chest hair levels went up by 100000%

Shouting quake event sounds during the movie ftw.

YES. THAT WAS SUCH AN AMAZING SCENE. Steve Austin was just like "...fuck that."

[Clay 24]

YES. THAT WAS SUCH AN AMAZING SCENE. Steve Austin was just like "...fuck that."

SPOILER:

And then he died by fire, and superman punch to the face.

[Warrior1992 0]

cant wait to watch it

[Longcat 126]

Snaps. Junzou and Clay, did you guys get 3 extra inches added to your penis like I did to mine last night? I just came out of the theater and felt something bumping up against my knee and I was like wtf. Sure enough I was dangling farther.

Terry Crews is my new no-homo life partner. He just doesnt know it yet.

[teh lolz 0]

We all know Eat, Pray, Love is going to win #1 box office this weekend, why? Men will watch The Expendables, sure. But women will force the men to watch Eat, Pray, Love.

sadly i think you have a point. but then we will go buy all the tickets for the expendables and then we shall rain victorious =D

[LOPEZ 1750]

FUCK Why do I have to be in the middle of nowhere when it comes out. =.="

[Skotti 2105]

Dissapointed in Mickey Rourke. Agreeing with clay, shotgon rape scene was awesome.

Did anyone notice that every gun was from mw2?

[TURKISH RAMBO 9]

mickey rourke was the only pretty good performance, only bad part was that he was n it for a few minutes

otherwise its just alot of explosions with not much of a reason for it to even happen. they do all the shit over one girl

[UnknownLegend 5480]

mickey rourke was the only pretty good performance, only bad part was that he was n it for a few minutes

otherwise its just alot of explosions with not much of a reason for it to even happen. they do all the shit over one girl

This movie wasn't for men with their balls chopped off that care about acting, go see Scott Pilgrim or Eat Pray Love.

[Balthazar 15]

I saw that shit opening night too, was so amazing, shotgun rape i concur was amazing, and i also loved statham the most because he was beasting those throwing knives, just fucking bitches left and right with that shit. i feel like jet li got the short end of the stick because in every fight scene he didnt really like seriously kick ass except maybe in the tunnel, they kind of just picked on him for his size the whole time. but the fight scene in the tunnel was probably the best. Axe kick to the head = broken neck ftw. remember that? haha

[TURKISH RAMBO 9]

NO BALLS RESTRICT

So youre admitting the movie is pretty bad?

Its funny because movies from the 70s and 80s had more depth, and better action. Id take the original Rambo series over this any day.

But yes, if youre that narrow-minded and think movies only need explosions and gore to be good, You will like this movie.

[LOPEZ 1750]

I like movies that have

• Sexy women
  
• ^Big boobs with 'em
  
• Big guns
  
• Lots of explosions
  
• Funny puns that make no sense
  
• Sylvester Stallone
  
• Jason Statham
  
• Jet Li
  
• Dolph Lundgren
  
• Eric Roberts
  
• Randy Couture
  
• Steve Austin
  
• David Zayas (love him in Dexter actually)
  
• Gary Daniels
  
• Terry Crews
  
• Mickey Rourke
  

Am I missing anything?

[Guitar Guy 25]

Snaps. Junzou and Clay, did you guys get 3 extra inches added to your penis like I did to mine last night? I just came out of the theater and felt something bumping up against my knee and I was like wtf. Sure enough I was dangling farther.

Terry Crews is my new no-homo life partner. He just doesnt know it yet.

My extra 3 inches was from arousal.

[UnknownLegend 5480]

VICTORY.

http://www.thewrap.com/movies/article/big-35m-expended-expendables-eat-pray-solid-too-237-20129

[ChosenOne2000 4440]

Imagine Ocean's 11 w/ action stars.......I liked it

[Smooth-eh 856]

NO BALLS RESTRICT

So youre admitting the movie is pretty bad?

Its funny because movies from the 70s and 80s had more depth, and better action. Id take the original Rambo series over this any day.

But yes, if you're that narrow-minded and think movies only need explosions and gore to be good, You will like this movie.

I don't go into this movie to see a bunch of faggots saying shakespear lines in depth perfectly. I go to see martial arts and kick assness. That's the fucking point of this movie. To see all the most kick ass action guys in one movie. Which it was. People getting their neck broken, kick ass AA-12. This movie's martial arts were a lot of original choreography. Really entertaining. Go see eat pray love fag

[TURKISH RAMBO 9]

I don't go into this movie to see a bunch of faggots saying shakespear lines in depth perfectly. I go to see martial arts and kick assness. That's the fucking point of this movie. To see all the most kick ass action guys in one movie. Which it was. People getting their neck broken, kick ass AA-12. This movie's martial arts were a lot of original choreography. Really entertaining. Go see eat pray love fag

LOL.

Guess you didnt understand my post. Any action movie can have decent action, but what can put a movie above is the quality, or even giving a semi decent reason for the action to take place.

For fuck sake, im tired of trying to explain this shit to block heads. Watch this review, PLEASE

http://spoonyexperiment.com/2010/08/13/vlog-8-13-10-expendables-review/

Im sorry, but this movie is nothing compared with some movies from the 80s and shit. Given the massive fucking budget, this movie shouldve had amazing action, ASWELL as story.

Sorry i have a different opinion on movies than you, Dont act so butthurt when i say its bad.

TL;DR

THIS MOVIE IS DECENT, BUT SHOULDVE BEEN WAY BETTER.