Ask me questions.

[Zachmanman 877]

Can you fix this 8800gt I bought on ebay?

[Tristan. 1053]

What is the answer to the UNIVERSE ?

[Mitch 2111]

poopin?

[Zoxopirezox Jared 15]

do you enjoy answering lots of stupid questions?

[Clay 24]

Can you fix this 8800gt I bought on ebay?

Yeah dude, what's wrong with it?

poopin?

Nah, was sleeps. Gotta go to work in a few.

What is the answer to the UNIVERSE ?

58.

do you enjoy answering lots of stupid questions?

Fuck yeah I do.

[Samm. 13]

Lol Clay, I love you <3

[Shotgunsnipa 268]

Do you like pi or pie better?

Favorite staff?

What is your favorite server?

Most annoying question so far?

Most annoying questioner so far?

Funniest question so far?

Are you dead physically or mentally?

Do you believe in big foot?

Do you believe in mudkips?

Do you like Rick Astley?

Last time you were Rick Roll'd was?

Never gonna give you up?

5*5=?

3.1415926535898^2=ppii?

Do you like the fibonacci sequence?

Do you like phi?

favorite source engine game (not including css)?

Favorite of the half-life series? (blue shift, hl1,hl2,hl2:ep1,2,opposing force, etc...)

coolest story you ever heard?

Coolest person you ever met?

coolest person on the forums?

Do you like fireworks?

Do you have any pets?

Do you hate me?

Should I stop with these absolutely random questions?

Favorite css weapon?

[Yalkara 0]

Can you prove you exist exclusively through your senses?

[Guest Waffle]

Why is Mitch's name Alvin Mitchell?

[Clay 24]

Lol Clay, I love you <3

Awwwwwwww, you so sweet. <3

Do you like pi or pie better?

Pi is cooler. I'm not a big pie guy.

Favorite staff?

Staff as in staffing? None of the above.

Staff as in general person? I'm good friends with Hobo, Howard, Church, Zach, Mahvin, klark and Longcat. Me and Junzou have a LOT of make up sex due to my massive amount of fuckupage. The rest I either don't know very well, am hated by or just never played with.

What is your favorite server?

ZM, of course.

Most annoying question so far?

Anything math.

Most annoying questioner so far?

You, now, due to your math queschinz.

Funniest question so far?

How many thrusts it took for me to pop Samm's cherreh.

Are you dead physically or mentally?

Just mentally, sadly.

Do you believe in big foot?

Anything's possible, I suppose. I wouldn't call myself a BIGFOOT FAG, but I guess he could be out there.

Do you believe in mudkips?

I detest mudkips.

Do you like Rick Astley?

Meh. He's catchy.

Last time you were Rick Roll'd was?

A long time ago. It's died out.

Never gonna give you up?

Not a true question, but if you want me to recite the lyrics, I can do most of the song from my head.

5*5=?

25

3.1415926535898^2=ppii?

Nah, just pi^2. Could be notated as pipi, if you wished.

Do you like the fibonacci sequence?

No, we spent too much time on it in trig, or geo. Whatever it was.

Do you like phi?

The number, haven't spent much time on it yet. The letter, lambda is cooler.

favorite source engine game (not including css)?

Wasn't CSS to begin with. Full game would be Zeno Clash, mod would be Hidden Source.

Favorite of the half-life series? (blue shift, hl1,hl2,hl2:ep1,2,opposing force, etc...)

Tough one. I'd have to say HL1. Still waiting for BM:S...

coolest story you ever heard?

Probably when BAZ's uncle met Ted Nugent, bowling.

Coolest person you ever met?

Emuhlee, obviously. I live in shit Erie, Pennsylvania. Nothing cool happens here, ever. If I had to pick one cool person to meet though, it'd totally be either Tim Heidecker or Eric Wareheim.

coolest person on the forums?

Ever-fuckin-Green.

Do you like fireworks?

Of course I do.

Do you have any pets?

1 dog. A mix of liek, black lab, rottweiler, german shepard, and a bunch of other shit. Makes for a pretty cool dog. Mostly black lab, though.

Do you hate me?

Not overly. I don't know you very well, though.

Should I stop with these absolutely random questions?

If you want, I honestly don't care. My topic > Waffle's topic.

Favorite css weapon?

I'll assume we're talking stock. I'd say AK, or Scout.

Can you prove you exist exclusively through your senses?

I can touch myself, I can see myself in the mirror, I can hear myself, etc. I'd say yes.

Why is Mitch's name Alvin Mitchell?

I don't think it is, is it? I honestly don't know. I'm not a magic fuckin' name wizard or some shit.

[PrisonMike 0]

do I look like a hush puppy?

[Mitch 2111]

Clay, would you eat at a place like this?

[Clay 24]

do I look like a hush puppy?

For fucks sake mate, I'm trying to enjoy a treat.

Clay, would you eat at a place like this?

I guess. You gonna pay for mah meal?

[Mitch 2111]

Maybe dawg, but you should go ask Waffle/Jesse first.

[Clay 24]

Maybe dawg, but you should go ask Waffle/Jesse first.

Me and Jesse on a blind date, eh? I can dig it.

[Mitch 2111]

yup. Clay why is sky blue and why are clouds white.

[Clay 24]

yup. Clay why is sky blue and why are clouds white.

Colors are radioactive.

Not what you wanted, but I'm not sure why clouds are white, exactly. I'm assuming it has to do with water vapor, naturally. The sky be blue due to oceans, though.

[Machete 0]

what the fuck is going on in the gif in your sig

[Clay 24]

what the fuck is going on in the gif in your sig

Dancing.

[Machete 0]

Have you ever sudo/# rm -rf /* before?

[Clay 24]

Have you ever sudo/# rm -rf /* before?

I haven't. I'm afraid of the consequences. I like my Arch install too much to destroy it. :<

Here's my pacman -Q, though, for asking.

http://pastie.org/private/lfht5jrbbvhskaet6ui8w

[Machete 0]

I haven't. I'm afraid of the consequences. I like my Arch install too much to destroy it. :<

You should so do it to a shitty jewbuntu install

[Clay 24]

You should so do it to a shitty jewbuntu install

But then I'd have to install shitty jewbuntu. I'll do a VM of it, at the most. And I'd do Fedora before I did jewbuntu.

[Tristan. 1053]

If i had 2 apples in one hand and pulled one out with my other hand, how many apples do i have ?

[Clay 24]

If i had 2 apples in one hand and pulled one out with my other hand, how many apples do i have ?

2