Skotti 2105 Posted July 16, 2010 Fact. Unless they have the experience to match someone who is 21.17 here. Now we just got to find a 4 year old.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clay 24 Posted July 16, 2010 Oh don't worry, you're with friends, sir.I mean, who in their right mind doesn't enjoy a little AIDS?No one in their right mind doesn't enjoy AIDS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOPEZ 1750 Posted July 16, 2010 It's a bong and a guitar. Might as well get this with it I would send you seeds, but that shit is hard to go through security and everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smooth-eh 856 Posted July 16, 2010 Give him all the greatest things in the world at once. Give him a blow job while he is playing a videogame and smoking. Even though that's basically impossible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOPEZ 1750 Posted July 16, 2010 Give him all the greatest things in the world at once. Give him a blow job while he is playing a videogame and smoking. Even though that's basically impossibleI got a blowjob once while playing WoW. It was fucking awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I <3 People of Color 2 Posted July 16, 2010 I got a blowjob once while playing WoW. It was fucking awesome.Dog + peanut butter on nuts =/= blowjob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renigade 11 Posted July 16, 2010 Hello there. My boyfriend Alex's birthday is on August 2nd and I really want to get him the greatest gift ever. I love him more than anything and if anyone has any ideas, lemme know.He loves music and he plays guitar, he smokes a shit ton of weed but I've gotten him pipes and shit before, I already give him really good sex everyday including bjs etc, and he is the nicest guy ever (=Please help me!! Thankyou<3A sex swing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOPEZ 1750 Posted July 16, 2010 Dog + peanut butter on nuts =/= blowjobDon't worry, it was actually a woman giving me a blowjob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lazzy 0 Posted July 16, 2010 More weed.Problem solved....-Poof- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goldentongue 3616 Posted July 16, 2010 It's a bong and a guitar. Might as well get this with it I would send you seeds, but that shit is hard to go through security and everything.1. I'm drooling right now.2. Send it in a can of coffee grounds. Seriously.My friend received 8 joints of the finest Hawaiian weed from her cousin for her birthday in the mail in a can of coffee.Sending seeds should be even easier than sending joints, and coffee will mask any smell if they pass a drug dog by. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOPEZ 1750 Posted July 16, 2010 1. I'm drooling right now.2. Send it in a can of coffee grounds. Seriously.My friend received 8 joints of the finest Hawaiian weed from her cousin for her birthday in the mail in a can of coffee.Sending seeds should be even easier than sending joints, and coffee will mask any smell if they pass a drug dog by.Lol if samm wants i'll send her some seeds from The Netherlands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samm. 13 Posted July 16, 2010 Lol if samm wants i'll send her some seeds from The Netherlands.Oh, Samm wants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rw.Sentenced Posted July 16, 2010 LOL at retards who think things like coffee mask the smell of weed to dogs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elmo 1272 Posted July 16, 2010 LOL at retards who think things like coffee mask the smell of weed to dogsi know right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir. Hot Mayo 1143 Posted July 16, 2010 Seriously Samm, buy your boyfriend a watch! It's an awesome accessory, and depending on the watch it'll go with most outfits!For real, a really sick Nixon watch - he'll fucking love you.It doesn't have to be Nixon obv. but I just think Nixon has some sick shit.http://www.nixonnow.com/EDIT: Plus he'll be wearing it all the time, and when he checks the time he'll be thinking of you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smooth-eh 856 Posted July 16, 2010 I got a blowjob once while playing WoW. It was fucking awesome.Although it is somewhat off topic? What did you happen to be doing at the time in wow lol, could you even manage to play? Or were you just looking up at the ceiling and running into a wall? Perhaps in guild chat "ZoMg GuIZzzzz i'mmm g3tt1Ng a BJ riteeeeeee n0ww Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOPEZ 1750 Posted July 16, 2010 Although it is somewhat off topic? What did you happen to be doing at the time in wow lol, could you even manage to play? Or were you just looking up at the ceiling and running into a wall? Perhaps in guild chat "ZoMg GuIZzzzz i'mmm g3tt1Ng a BJ riteeeeeee n0wwTanking a raid, we wiped, alot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smooth-eh 856 Posted July 16, 2010 Tanking a raid, we wiped, alot. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and if they give you any shit, guys STFU you no lifers I'm getting action right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOPEZ 1750 Posted July 16, 2010 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and if they give you any shit, guys STFU you no lifers I'm getting action right now.I no rite? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vendetta 0 Posted July 17, 2010 go bungee jumping with him. its really amazing if he hasnt tried it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cheshire kitty Posted July 17, 2010 A talk box and synthesizer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nitestalker 792 Posted July 17, 2010 a2m...that is all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites