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Tubbles vs Blob

The ultimate American Idol Showdown....It needs to happen so we can officially crown someone.

I'd have to side with ma boi Tubbles here, love ya blob.

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Tubbles vs Blob

The ultimate American Idol Showdown....It needs to happen so we can officially crown someone.

I concede.

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STICKY ME PLOX

DISCLAIMER: Everything in the following categories/lists/rankings/etc. are purely subjective. The idea is to create the goofiest collective "Stats" for JB as we can. Suggest anything, and we might add it.

Been meaning to find some way to post a randy thread like this, SO LET'S DO IT! This is forRIZZLE guise, so don't post your lame annoying bullshit. The point of this thread is like a Jailbreak scrapbook. We'll post all the memorable/random Jailbreak things here for everyone to share/laugh about. If it's good (as deemed so by myself or a majority of nubbits), I'll add it to "THE LIST!" There will be more than one list. For sho. We will categorize. But until then, I would like to introduce:

Great moments in Jailbreak History:

  • GEFILTEFISH & MITCH WAR(Skotti Mitch Chicago)
  • WOW TRIV (Collective)
  • Admin (AKA Nevo), good joke respawn please! (anyone remember who said this originally?)
  • Hello. my name, is Warden Monkeh...
  • Oracion has a nice haircut... (Freekirrer)
  • Since no orders were given... (Renegade)
  • Penis Cupcake I Will Eat You!
  • 16 Color Red-light Green-light (Garden Snake)
  • Petite Caesar/[insert playername] Freeday
  • Howard Dean Day (Click Meh!)
  • Oracion dies...at the hand of his own teammate - FF On round. (Gratz to Joe for the executing shot)
  • T-Pain Warden (blob)
  • HANS LANDA (Tex & ITBURNS)
  • Silence Day (Freekirrer)
  • Let me have the mac10 so i may kill the most dangerous/innocent rebellers (El_patron)
  • Run from the LR T! (Click Me!)
  • Panda Day (Mr.Panda. You Will Never Win.)
  • Temptation
  • REBELLER WIND HAS ARRIVED!!!

Videos:

Parts 1 & 2 (Thanks Velo)

Now, for MY part. Player RANKINGS. If you wish to be added to a specific list, you best be hasin a good reason. Feel free to nominate ANY other player for ANY of these lists, and I will take it into consideration (give me some proofs/examples)

The Boss-est Terrorists of them all:

  • wind.exe (26-0. That is all.)
  • zach. rebels. every round. WITHOUT FAIL. OMG irritating xD. (AKA badassmin)
  • Shotgun (always makes it to LR...fuck if I know HOW)

The Pro-est Wardens/CTs in the land:

  • WARDEN MONKEH (Hello, my name is Warden Monkeh...)
  • Blob (Bloody Blobby trivia anyone?)
  • SuperNovakayyyyne
  • Mr.Panda (Panda Day ROCKS)
  • Lazzy

Sidenote- Warden Whores:

  • Triv. (longest rounds ever. Many many freekills.)
  • Warden Monkeh. (10 round warden ftw)
  • xela (just a whore in general - love slaying him)
  • Lazzy (For Wardenwhore 2010)

Super Sidenote - CT whoring killfaggots:

  • Team Alaska Will
  • Superfr33k

1 Admin to Rule them all (Orac), 1 Admin to bind them (Howardddd), 1 Admin to fuck them all, his name was probably Mitch.

  • Musicfreak02 (He's 15. And yet. Still one of the best admins on. Sad. Wish the current 2yr old admins would take a page from his book...)
  • Nevo/Kursha (Well let's face it. Me and Kursha, we got a hate/hate relationship. Regardless, I still have enormous respect for her as an admin. She gets shit done right.)
  • Team [VAG]ina

Most Aboosted Admins:

  • Triv (you slayed me?! !slay @u ; you restricted me?! !unrestrict @me) ADDENDUM: I will now respawn myself whenever I think I've been wrongfully killed/slayed/restricted/etc.
  • frootloop (!slap @u 0)
  • Alwaysfail (fails alot at admin. TakeYourJobSrsMuch?)

Most Aboosed Players:

  • Lazzy (Thank you sir, may I have another)
  • Joe (His score says everything it needs to: -8-26 : Joe slay/respawn day : )
  • Petite Caesar SLAY DAY!!!

RANDOM PLAYER AWARDS:

Monkeh - Super Game Creator

Tubbbles - American Idol: Winner, Season 1

Freekirrer - Most annoying REAL voice ever (xD)

Triv - Worst player. WOWest player.

Games:

Examples:

Simon Says

  • Gametype: General; stationary elimination; All maps
  • Best Warden:
  • Best T:
  • Records:

American Idol

  • Gametype: Special; Last Request; All maps
  • Best Warden: Tubbles (Can SING?!)
  • Best T: N/A
  • Records: Tubbles (isabeast)

Shot 4 Shot

  • Gametype: Special; Last Request; All maps
  • Best Warden: =EGI=Joe
  • Best T: Frootloop
  • Records: Frootloop (19-2.5 - I'm giving you a half Cookie : )

Low Spray

  • Gametype: Special; LR Elimination; All maps
  • Best Warden: N/A
  • Best T: Shotgun (Inventor of the tinyspray); Ernieee (self-nominated)
  • Records: Numerous PERFECT low sprays...

High Spray

  • Gametype: Special; LR Elimination; All maps
  • Best Warden: N/A
  • Best T: rw.Sentenced
  • Records: N/A (due to admin ability CHETS)

Super Parkour Ninja Master

  • Gametype: Special; Movement Elimination; Map Specific (most)
  • Best Warden: Warden Monkeh
  • Best T: diabeticbitch (<3), Moose (crymore), many others (name yourselves, you know who you are)
  • Records: Warden Monkeh (Kills many Ts xD)

DeaGolf

  • Gametype: Special; Last Request; Lego Jail
  • Best Warden/CT: N/A (I nominate myself xD)
  • Best T: Bayo Auto
  • Records: Bayo beats 6 CTs in a row. Beast.

Temptation

  • Gametype: General; Special Elimination; All maps; Aboose.
  • Best Warden/CT: Nova, Monkeh, Panda
  • Best T: Wind (isn't this always true?), pro.knifer
  • Records: frootloop hand-off day. Temptation was played. frootloop grabs gun, shoots a T and throws the gun back to the group before being shot. The rest of the team proceeds to do the same and chaos ensues. Win.

froot's posse:

diabeticdaniel

=EGI=Joe (skeptical member)

pro.knifer

Lazzy

Mr.Panda

Titan

Dyscivist

AnDarkTemplar

PetiteCaesar

DarthFeraligatr

Ernieeee(ImissU)

Martyr Shu

I STARTED THE GOOD JOKE HERE RESPAWN. THAT WAS WHEN KURSHA WAS ADMIN AND SHE GOT MAD BECAUSE PEOPLE KEPT SPAMMING JOKES....SO WHEN I DIED I KEPT ASKING HER TO RESPAWN ME

---------- Post added at 01:41 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:35 PM ----------

STICKY ME PLOX

DISCLAIMER: Everything in the following categories/lists/rankings/etc. are purely subjective. The idea is to create the goofiest collective "Stats" for JB as we can. Suggest anything, and we might add it.

Been meaning to find some way to post a randy thread like this, SO LET'S DO IT! This is forRIZZLE guise, so don't post your lame annoying bullshit. The point of this thread is like a Jailbreak scrapbook. We'll post all the memorable/random Jailbreak things here for everyone to share/laugh about. If it's good (as deemed so by myself or a majority of nubbits), I'll add it to "THE LIST!" There will be more than one list. For sho. We will categorize. But until then, I would like to introduce:

Great moments in Jailbreak History:

  • GEFILTEFISH & MITCH WAR(Skotti Mitch Chicago)
  • WOW TRIV (Collective)
  • Admin (AKA Nevo), good joke respawn please! (anyone remember who said this originally?)
  • Hello. my name, is Warden Monkeh...
  • Oracion has a nice haircut... (Freekirrer)
  • Since no orders were given... (Renegade)
  • Penis Cupcake I Will Eat You!
  • 16 Color Red-light Green-light (Garden Snake)
  • Petite Caesar/[insert playername] Freeday
  • Howard Dean Day (Click Meh!)
  • Oracion dies...at the hand of his own teammate - FF On round. (Gratz to Joe for the executing shot)
  • T-Pain Warden (blob)
  • HANS LANDA (Tex & ITBURNS)
  • Silence Day (Freekirrer)
  • Let me have the mac10 so i may kill the most dangerous/innocent rebellers (El_patron)
  • Run from the LR T! (Click Me!)
  • Panda Day (Mr.Panda. You Will Never Win.)
  • Temptation
  • REBELLER WIND HAS ARRIVED!!!

Videos:

Parts 1 & 2 (Thanks Velo)

Now, for MY part. Player RANKINGS. If you wish to be added to a specific list, you best be hasin a good reason. Feel free to nominate ANY other player for ANY of these lists, and I will take it into consideration (give me some proofs/examples)

The Boss-est Terrorists of them all:

  • wind.exe (26-0. That is all.)
  • zach. rebels. every round. WITHOUT FAIL. OMG irritating xD. (AKA badassmin)
  • Shotgun (always makes it to LR...fuck if I know HOW)

The Pro-est Wardens/CTs in the land:

  • WARDEN MONKEH (Hello, my name is Warden Monkeh...)
  • Blob (Bloody Blobby trivia anyone?)
  • SuperNovakayyyyne
  • Mr.Panda (Panda Day ROCKS)
  • Lazzy

Sidenote- Warden Whores:

  • Triv. (longest rounds ever. Many many freekills.)
  • Warden Monkeh. (10 round warden ftw)
  • xela (just a whore in general - love slaying him)
  • Lazzy (For Wardenwhore 2010)

Super Sidenote - CT whoring killfaggots:

  • Team Alaska Will
  • Superfr33k

1 Admin to Rule them all (Orac), 1 Admin to bind them (Howardddd), 1 Admin to fuck them all, his name was probably Mitch.

  • Musicfreak02 (He's 15. And yet. Still one of the best admins on. Sad. Wish the current 2yr old admins would take a page from his book...)
  • Nevo/Kursha (Well let's face it. Me and Kursha, we got a hate/hate relationship. Regardless, I still have enormous respect for her as an admin. She gets shit done right.)
  • Team [VAG]ina

Most Aboosted Admins:

  • Triv (you slayed me?! !slay @u ; you restricted me?! !unrestrict @me) ADDENDUM: I will now respawn myself whenever I think I've been wrongfully killed/slayed/restricted/etc.
  • frootloop (!slap @u 0)
  • Alwaysfail (fails alot at admin. TakeYourJobSrsMuch?)

Most Aboosed Players:

  • Lazzy (Thank you sir, may I have another)
  • Joe (His score says everything it needs to: -8-26 : Joe slay/respawn day : )
  • Petite Caesar SLAY DAY!!!

RANDOM PLAYER AWARDS:

Monkeh - Super Game Creator

Tubbbles - American Idol: Winner, Season 1

Freekirrer - Most annoying REAL voice ever (xD)

Triv - Worst player. WOWest player.

Games:

Examples:

Simon Says

  • Gametype: General; stationary elimination; All maps
  • Best Warden:
  • Best T:
  • Records:

American Idol

  • Gametype: Special; Last Request; All maps
  • Best Warden: Tubbles (Can SING?!)
  • Best T: N/A
  • Records: Tubbles (isabeast)

Shot 4 Shot

  • Gametype: Special; Last Request; All maps
  • Best Warden: =EGI=Joe
  • Best T: Frootloop
  • Records: Frootloop (19-2.5 - I'm giving you a half Cookie : )

Low Spray

  • Gametype: Special; LR Elimination; All maps
  • Best Warden: N/A
  • Best T: Shotgun (Inventor of the tinyspray); Ernieee (self-nominated)
  • Records: Numerous PERFECT low sprays...

High Spray

  • Gametype: Special; LR Elimination; All maps
  • Best Warden: N/A
  • Best T: rw.Sentenced
  • Records: N/A (due to admin ability CHETS)

Super Parkour Ninja Master

  • Gametype: Special; Movement Elimination; Map Specific (most)
  • Best Warden: Warden Monkeh
  • Best T: diabeticbitch (<3), Moose (crymore), many others (name yourselves, you know who you are)
  • Records: Warden Monkeh (Kills many Ts xD)

DeaGolf

  • Gametype: Special; Last Request; Lego Jail
  • Best Warden/CT: N/A (I nominate myself xD)
  • Best T: Bayo Auto
  • Records: Bayo beats 6 CTs in a row. Beast.

Temptation

  • Gametype: General; Special Elimination; All maps; Aboose.
  • Best Warden/CT: Nova, Monkeh, Panda
  • Best T: Wind (isn't this always true?), pro.knifer
  • Records: frootloop hand-off day. Temptation was played. frootloop grabs gun, shoots a T and throws the gun back to the group before being shot. The rest of the team proceeds to do the same and chaos ensues. Win.

I think i had an epic play on simons says before triv messed it up for everyone. i used to tell them that panda says to stay facing the cells at all time no matter what even if panda tells you to face away. then i tell them to do a 180 degree turn and boom they all die and blah blah blah....triv messed that up for me...

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SO OLD

Sounds like you're jealous that you're not that old. or cool. so gtfo my thread kthnxbai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha this is kind of a good idea, I support this sticky, even if it is just a huge shrine to MONKEH :P

iknorite? Play with Monkeh long enough, and you sorta discover that all the clever things done in JB all started with him...just sayin

(Also. He's a famewhore. Yeah I said it Monkeh, COME AT ME.)

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