Jennifer Greene's biography , Pictures of nic's penis and all pictures I have of Jenn

[hairynipon 20]

For those of you that don't know Jenn and I were pretty good friends. I wanted to make this thread to compile all the known information on Jenn and to really get your opinion on the subject.

Discovering the truth about Jenn has made me feel impressed, disappointed, disgusted, saddened, and better about myself.

Option 1: Jenn is in fact who her brother says she is and coupled with a low self esteem/self worth/self image she made up Jennifer Greene to escape the disparity of her own life and to attract more attention on the internet.

My Opinion: this is is the most likely situation 95%

Option 2: Jenn's brother is a super troll too, this option is for if you believe that while most of what Jenn said was bullshit and that she is fat, that maybe she is really going to school and has a 'normal' life.

My Opinion: She mentioned her brother bought aion and that's where she got her account from. So I can see her brother being internat savvy but again that could be bullshit. Plausible but I'm not convinced in till new information is procured 20%

Option 3:Jenn is a super mega god troll and in actuality is a skinny white girl. Maybe what she said was bullshit but she wanted out of the community and instead of just leaving she decided to pose as her brother and get as much attention as possible.

My Opinion: Very unlikely would be giving more credit to Jenn than what she is capable of but I still wouldn't put it past her 5%

Option 4: YOU TELL ME

For those of you that didn't know Jenn at all she claimed she lead a very affluent life and at the time when she was outed this was her 'life'

Currently enrolled in a private school for architecture paying 50 grand a year

Parents gave her their old house so she could live there

Living with her 'best friend' Kelso

Got her trust fund when she turned 20 received 800 grand

Was buying broken components on ebay, fixing them, then selling them for a lot more, invested $7,000 and made $12,000

Growing 7 marijuana plants in her basement

not sleeping on the weekdays and only sleeping on the weekends

only eating raw fruits, vegetables and nuts

Was a "career" student and was going to go to school in till she was 32 receiving multiple masters and PHDs

Family

Mother: has a PHD in computer science worked for Microsoft in Seattle then retired early. Now just works for the local school as the head IT person

Dad: Alcoholic but owns his own architectural firm in Missouri and makes millions of dollars.

Brother: plays xbox a lot mostly an unknown

Cousin Russ: She would help babysit him because the Aunt is working. Also would teach the kid, he's 7-10ish, words like 'nigger' and 'fuck'. I talked to Russ so I know for sure he exists

Kelso: 'Best Friend' Lived in the house with Jenn and would take really long showers. Was a party animal and liked to fuck a lot. Was once double teamed too.

General Facts and Events in the "Life" of Jennifer Greene

Graduated from high school a year early and took that extra year off to play WoW

Took one semester at NYU on a scholarship for spring of '09

Rented a house on lake erie for over a month and partied with a bunch of girls there

Was first an art student at NYU

changed to architecture when coming back home

Does a lot of pharmaceuticals, snorts morphine tabs, parachutes pills like xanex, vicodin, and oxy

Smokes only really good pot

Her boyfriend from spring of '09 to mid summer '09 was someone name yoshin from her server who was the main tank in the guild lived an hour away but visited for sex

She had Ovarian cancer when she was a child so she can't get preggers but has eggs stashed away

Diabetic and has to be on an insulin pump

Things I know to be true about Jennifer Greene

She can actually sing really well and play the guitar: Pretty sure this is true because I asked her to play maps by the yeah yeah yeahs once and she looked up the tabs in 5 minutes and played it.

And since Jenn has fled the internet I would like to present to you evidence/interesting things she asked me to keep secret.

Nic's Penis

[2/11/2010 10:24:30 PM] jgreene90: omg you know nic the wierd asian guy from sG

[2/11/2010 10:24:42 PM] Hairy_Nipon: yeah

[2/11/2010 10:24:56 PM] jgreene90: he showed sumone pics of his dick, idk who but blaze ended up with them

[2/11/2010 10:25:05 PM] jgreene90: and so he didnt hae to like keep the secret himself

[2/11/2010 10:25:07 PM] jgreene90: he told me

[2/11/2010 10:25:25 PM] jgreene90: nic doesnt know that anyone besides whoever he origianly sent them to has them

[2/11/2010 10:25:34 PM] jgreene90: blaze or me shouldnt have them

"College"

[2/10/2010 3:37:20 PM] Hairy_Nipon: did you have classes today?

[2/10/2010 3:37:36 PM] jgreene90: hi there

[2/10/2010 3:37:42 PM] jgreene90: i leave in an hour

[2/10/2010 3:37:48 PM] jgreene90: im working on drafint homwwork right now

[2/10/2010 3:37:48 PM] Hairy_Nipon: oh

[2/10/2010 3:37:50 PM] jgreene90: homework*

[2/10/2010 3:37:58 PM] jgreene90: i already had 2 classes this morning

[2/10/2010 3:38:01 PM] jgreene90: got home like an hour ago

[2/10/2010 3:38:05 PM] Hairy_Nipon: and you went home?

[2/10/2010 3:38:09 PM] Hairy_Nipon: yeah

[2/10/2010 3:38:18 PM] Hairy_Nipon:: thought it was a long commute?

[2/10/2010 3:38:18 PM] jgreene90: i live like 20 mins from campus lol

[2/10/2010 3:38:23 PM] jgreene90: well its likr 40 mins

[2/10/2010 3:38:26 PM] jgreene90: with the snow

Super SG Troll

[12/25/2009 6:55:03 AM] jgreene90: omg, on the 7th ill be a L1 sG faggot

[12/25/2009 6:55:06 AM] jgreene90: arent u excited

[12/25/2009 6:55:22 AM] jgreene90: im going to have so much fun with all these losers

[12/25/2009 6:55:29 AM] Hairy_Nipon: .................................

[12/25/2009 6:55:30 AM] Hairy_Nipon: ..........................

[12/25/2009 6:55:33 AM] jgreene90: wat?

[12/25/2009 6:55:39 AM] Hairy_Nipon: there are not enough elipses to express my disapointment

[12/25/2009 6:55:55 AM] jgreene90: u think i joined sG cuz OMG im a girl and they asked me to lol

[12/25/2009 6:56:14 AM] jgreene90: im bored

[[12/25/2009 6:56:18 AM] Hairy_Nipon: your bored?

[12/25/2009 6:56:50 AM] jgreene90: yeah, im going to some fun with then all lol

[12/25/2009 6:56:53 AM] jgreene90: them*

[12/25/2009 6:57:06 AM] jgreene90: when im bored, i screw with ppl

[12/25/2009 6:57:19 AM] jgreene90: um, keep a secret k?

[12/25/2009 6:57:23 AM] jgreene90: i did it to cass lol

[12/25/2009 6:57:24 AM] Hairy_Nipon: LOL

[12/25/2009 6:57:40 AM] jgreene90: he was like ready to get a plan ticket to come visit me, then i ignored him for a month

[12/25/2009 6:57:47 AM] Hairy_Nipon: wtf

[12/25/2009 6:57:48 AM] jgreene90: lol lol lol lol lol lol

[12/25/2009 6:57:51 AM] jgreene90: wat?

[12/25/2009 6:57:54 AM] Hairy_Nipon: you are disgusting

[12/25/2009 6:57:59 AM] jgreene90: why

[12/25/2009 6:58:00 AM] Hairy_Nipon: you disgust me

[12/25/2009 6:58:03 AM] jgreene90: cuz i like to mess with ppl?

[12/25/2009 6:58:08 AM] Hairy_Nipon: leading on a nice poor jewish boy like that

[12/25/2009 6:58:20 AM] jgreene90: well he thought i was a nice rich jewish girl lol

[12/25/2009 6:58:30 AM] jgreene90: i m a rich yew

[12/25/2009 6:58:44 AM] jgreene90: jew*

[12/25/2009 6:58:45 AM] jgreene90: lol

[12/25/2009 6:58:50 AM] jgreene90: but nthing close to nice

[12/25/2009 6:59:12 AM] jgreene90: i just dont know wat manager imgoing to have fun with in sG lol

and now pictures

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n35/jgreene90/l_09f11596d5ea479089d15279e81f12ee.jpg

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n35/jgreene90/l_dc5b2d8cc214430cb14d9984b5658917.jpg

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n35/jgreene90/m_ab59726f31a34384ba7a2fac8b786f66.jpg

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n35/jgreene90/l_5df31842f94d4b50983b27fc2f2aacfc.jpg

[Pebbz. 953]

First

[Machete 0]

Second.

wat

[UnknownLegend 5480]

And they say I'm a drama llama

[stickperson2 0]

fourth

i dont get it

[hairynipon 20]

whats to not get?

Just asking to get people's input on this and to see if anyone has pics of nic's dick

[Guest Waffle]

I want to see Nic's dick, also was Kelso a fag?

[niC- 9]

Lolwut. Jenn has asked for them, but never got any. She mad.

[hairynipon 20]

EDIT

[Guest Waffle]

She has a myspace same default pic too I think.

If you didn't get the link, not my problem. I dun want pip.

[Guest Fohacidal]

first

wat

[Church 1]

Super SG Troll

[12/25/2009 6:55:03 AM] jgreene90: omg, on the 7th ill be a L1 sG faggot

[12/25/2009 6:55:06 AM] jgreene90: arent u excited

[12/25/2009 6:55:22 AM] jgreene90: im going to have so much fun with all these losers

[12/25/2009 6:55:29 AM] Hairy_Nipon: .................................

[12/25/2009 6:55:30 AM] Hairy_Nipon: ..........................

[12/25/2009 6:55:33 AM] jgreene90: wat?

[12/25/2009 6:55:39 AM] Hairy_Nipon: there are not enough elipses to express my disapointment

[12/25/2009 6:55:55 AM] jgreene90: u think i joined sG cuz OMG im a girl and they asked me to lol

[12/25/2009 6:56:14 AM] jgreene90: im bored

[[12/25/2009 6:56:18 AM] Hairy_Nipon: your bored?

[12/25/2009 6:56:50 AM] jgreene90: yeah, im going to some fun with then all lol

[12/25/2009 6:56:53 AM] jgreene90: them*

[12/25/2009 6:57:06 AM] jgreene90: when im bored, i screw with ppl

[12/25/2009 6:57:19 AM] jgreene90: um, keep a secret k?

[12/25/2009 6:57:23 AM] jgreene90: i did it to cass lol

[12/25/2009 6:57:24 AM] Hairy_Nipon: LOL

[12/25/2009 6:57:40 AM] jgreene90: he was like ready to get a plan ticket to come visit me, then i ignored him for a month

[12/25/2009 6:57:47 AM] Hairy_Nipon: wtf

[12/25/2009 6:57:48 AM] jgreene90: lol lol lol lol lol lol

[12/25/2009 6:57:51 AM] jgreene90: wat?

[12/25/2009 6:57:54 AM] Hairy_Nipon: you are disgusting

[12/25/2009 6:57:59 AM] jgreene90: why

[12/25/2009 6:58:00 AM] Hairy_Nipon: you disgust me

[12/25/2009 6:58:03 AM] jgreene90: cuz i like to mess with ppl?

[12/25/2009 6:58:08 AM] Hairy_Nipon: leading on a nice poor jewish boy like that

[12/25/2009 6:58:20 AM] jgreene90: well he thought i was a nice rich jewish girl lol

[12/25/2009 6:58:30 AM] jgreene90: i m a rich yew

[12/25/2009 6:58:44 AM] jgreene90: jew*

[12/25/2009 6:58:45 AM] jgreene90: lol

[12/25/2009 6:58:50 AM] jgreene90: but nthing close to nice

[12/25/2009 6:59:12 AM] jgreene90: i just dont know wat manager imgoing to have fun with in sG lol

I would have to say she only said that you keep you. her friend, in her corner. she knew how much you disliked the idea of joining sG. when she conformed to the idea of it, and you found out.. she blew smoke up your ass.

[hairynipon 20]

Maybe, church but I'm convinced she was telling the truth since I wasn't active on the forums or playing CSS anymore

[dJolt 12]

hairy, this thread is the most detailed analysis of someone I have ever seen. I applaud you sir, no joke this really is brilliant o.o

[Guest Fohacidal]

Maybe, church but I'm convinced she was telling the truth since I wasn't active on the forums or playing CSS anymore

out of curiosity did you ever ask for webcamz?

[Tansen 52]

Was a "carrier" student and was going to go to school in till she was 32 receiving multiple masters and PHDs

Lol so your saying that shes like stephen hawking but incredibly smarter. Im sorry the most PHD's I've ever heard of was about 6-8 and this was an Indian guy who went to school his entire life. He lived to be 89.

Plus for the most part most of it sounds surreal. I only saw like 3 posts from her and she doesn't strike me as an intellectual period.

Just another run of the mill attention whore who's posing as someone else.

[niC- 9]

[2/11/2010 10:24:30 PM] jgreene90: omg you know nic the wierd asian guy from sG

[2/11/2010 10:24:42 PM] Hairy_Nipon: yeah

[2/11/2010 10:24:56 PM] jgreene90: he showed sumone pics of his dick, idk who but blaze ended up with them

[2/11/2010 10:25:05 PM] jgreene90: and so he didnt hae to like keep the secret himself

[2/11/2010 10:25:07 PM] jgreene90: he told me

[2/11/2010 10:25:25 PM] jgreene90: nic doesnt know that anyone besides whoever he origianly sent them to has them

[2/11/2010 10:25:34 PM] jgreene90: blaze or me shouldnt have them

That's a really cool story and all Jenn, considering I'm still 16 and you're 20 yet still actively seeking out pictures of my dick. D:

[Guest Waffle]

NIC IS JAILBAIT!

Shit hide the pictures.

[dJolt 12]

Was a "carrier" student and was going to go to school in till she was 32 receiving multiple masters and PHDs

Lol so your saying that shes like stephen hawking but incredibly smarter. Im sorry the most PHD's I've ever heard of was about 6-8 and this was an Indian guy who went to school his entire life. He lived to be 89.

Plus for the most part most of it sounds surreal. I only saw like 3 posts from her and she doesn't strike me as an intellectual period.

Just another run of the mill attention whore who's posing as someone else.

Yea the record is 6 =S

[Guest Waffle]

I'll break that record...

In my dreams.

[hairynipon 20]

out of curiosity did you ever ask for webcamz?

I did but I've known her since fall of '08 and she said that she didn't have a webcam since whenever I started to talk to her.

I've been friends with her for so long that I just didn't care

[niC- 9]

I wonder if I can still counter-troll by reporting to the proper authorities. O:

[Guest Waffle]

You should.

[Nitestalker 792]

I did but I've known her since fall of '08 and she said that she didn't have a webcam since whenever I started to talk to her.

I've been friends with her for so long that I just didn't care

She also said she was buying a brand new desktop from newegg...and after 2 months goes by shes still on the same shitty laptop...

if she was rich enough to buy a brand new computer, she was obviously avoiding buying a webcam because she wanted to hide the truth - the truth that she wasn't rich at all and IRL looked like a fat chinaman

[hairynipon 20]

BTW I have her phone number and her area code is in the Springfield, Missouri area and yes I have talked to her on the phone

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=xAt&oq=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=springfield+missouri+trailer+parks&fb=1&gl=us&hq=trailer+parks&hnear=springfield+missouri&view=text&ei=MXF8S9PFOtHZlAen1JS5BQ&sa=X&oi=local_group&ct=more-results&resnum=1&ved=0CB4QtQMwAA