Okay, Having a boner sucks. (Mom don't read)

[Gonepostal2000 620]

its thread is full of gay ppl, talking about boners.

[Mortifer Fain 0]

im gay talking about gay boners on a gay thread with gayness spread around like oxygen.

[niC- 9]

my moms always trys to rip the blanket off when i get morning wood and i spazz out haha

wat

[Mitch 2111]

Lol kewt.

[Howard Dean 2502]

Nic always tickles me in the right places to get my boner going right 8)

[niC- 9]

lol u so rite an stuf :):

[FlyingPolish 0]

You mean boners are supposed to go away?

[UnknownLegend 5480]

Perfectly executed, shame you'll be lucky to get to the second page.

Page 4. Looks like he's very lucky

[chikendinner 13]

Won't get to 22... coz people are talking on topic....

But it bad coz you know that without fail you will be stood to attention at the very moment it is most inappropriate

Chikendinner

[Amber 91]

It's still 1 Page for me. Change your settings so it's not 10 posts per page.

[MindSpring 73]

lawl k

[Fiasco 10]

Howie's voice in vent is making my loins tingly... its been 23 minutes so far.

[Fiasco 10]

Inb4 amber "i has no penis"

[Howard Dean 2502]

LOLOL

inb4 jenn/sammy

having penis'

[Beefwipe 11]

lulslslsls

[Samm. 13]

Although I can't say I have a penis, I don't mind when they are hard.

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A HARD PENIS, OR BLOOD SEEPING FROM YOUR VAGINA.

Think about it.

And mines over just in time for my long free period tomorrow and the weekend (:

[Fiasco 10]

Although I can't say I have a penis, I don't mind when they are hard.

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A HARD PENIS, OR BLOOD SEEPING FROM YOUR VAGINA.

Think about it.

And mines over just in time for my long free period tomorrow and the weekend (:

You would like both?

[SOSBrigade 78]

[Emerican 1]

This.

and any smart person would take the vagina. no more random boners, morning wood, awkward times with your boner, etc etc...

[Howard Dean 2502]

Yea, you guys have tampons

we dont have "boner be gone"

[Emerican 1]

Yea, you guys have tampons

we dont have "boner be gone"

If only....

[Nitestalker 792]

Yea, you guys have tampons

we dont have "boner be gone"

there is a "boner be gone"

its a pic of sammy.

[Clay 24]

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[note_from_clay=I am too high for this. o_o]

[Llethander 230]

Everyone loves a Boner. When it's the WunderBonder.

[MindSpring 73]

Everyone knows having a boner is worse then a period. Period.