Yoda

[Guest Metal Militia]

I met him in a swamp down in dagoba

Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda

S o d a, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log

I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda

Y o d a, yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, Ive been around, but I aint never seen

A guy who looks like a muppet, but hes wrinkled and green

Oh, my yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, Im not dumb, but I cant understand

How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand

Oh, my yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I left home just a week before

And Ive never ever been a jedi before

But obi wan, he set me straight, of course

He said, go to yoda and hell show you the force

Well Im not the kind that would argue with ben

So it looks like Im gonna start all over again

With my yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

So I used the force

I picked up a box

I lifted some rocks

While I stood on my head

Well, I wont forget what yoda said

He said, luke, stay away from the darker side

And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide

Oh, my yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

I know darth vaders really got you annoyed

But remember, if you kill him, then youll be unemployed

Oh, my yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess

So Im gonna have to leave yoda, I guess

But I know that Ill be coming back some day

Ill be playing this part till Im old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign

Says Ill be making these movies till the end of time

With my yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

P.S. I LOATHE YOU

[Guest Pinacolada]

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down.

And Id like to take a minute just sit right there

Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

[Guest cc90z]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pinacolada @ Jul 4 2007, 06:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down.

And Id like to take a minute just sit right there

Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

K, ill wait.

[Guest lord yoda]

lol i dont know what loath meants, is it good or bad?

[JustFetus 1]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lord Yoda @ Jul 4 2007, 02:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

lol i dont know what loath meants, is it good or bad?

........

Go to school.

[Guest lord yoda]

fuck you fetus, you know about the problem i have.

[JustFetus 1]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lord Yoda @ Jul 4 2007, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

fuck you fetus, you know about the problem i have.

Dyslexia has nothing to do with knowing what the word loathe means.

And I would consider that a flame.

[Guest lord yoda]

its not a flame cause i was prevoked.

[Guest Pinacolada]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lord Yoda @ Jul 4 2007, 07:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

fuck you fetus, you know about the problem i have.

You definitely have a problem when even Leon S. Kennedy calls you gay and he rejected overtime.

[JustFetus 1]

>.> this isn't going well...

Okay yoda just ignore metal and pinacolada and even me if they act like asses. I just don't like what happened with you in the past and if you can prove to me that you've changed then we can start from there.