SwitchBlade 1 Posted February 3, 2009 Over-Masturbation can cause quite a lot of problems, just ask Mr. Clickerson. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
«Ã�Я» Blue 0 Posted February 3, 2009 <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SwitchBlade @ Feb 2 2009, 08:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Over-Masturbation can cause quite a lot of problems, just ask Mr. Clickerson.LOL ive sent Yiyas a picture of questionable possibilites that couldve been due to over masturebation<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (sammy. @ Feb 2 2009, 06:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>i wish i was a dude.Yeah, well i wish i was a chick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-=kiva=- 1 Posted February 3, 2009 would be cool to have multiple orgasms damn i wanna be a girl sometimes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kyle Mango 223 Posted February 3, 2009 friend with benefites ftw?!?!Edit: we know who just jerked it <3[22:04] =(UV)=ShadySTD's|DJ|: http://www.cliphunter.com/w/279342/Incest_...er_secret_party[22:04] =(UV)= Kyle _/(O.o)\_: wow[22:04] =(UV)=ShadySTD's|DJ|: I <3 bad acting[22:04] =(UV)= Kyle _/(O.o)\_: i have friends over right now lol[22:04] =(UV)=ShadySTD's|DJ|: SO? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ShadySTDs Posted February 3, 2009 Note I STILL AM! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mithra Panties 0 Posted February 3, 2009 <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (sammy. @ Feb 2 2009, 08:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>i wish i was a dude.So do I. I wanna know what it feels like to ejaculate as a guy. They make weird faces when they do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MindSpring 73 Posted February 3, 2009 Its like shooting up heroine from your vagina, the golden brick inside your head breaks and your like Eh, Masterbation gets me to sleep at night,and I made a log accounting for whenever ppl get a erection(or get horny) And weird faces? lol Im gunna have to say the weirdest faces are the girls, they look like they are getting run over by a landrover..But thats just my dick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neur0 34 Posted February 3, 2009 <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mind╥Spring @ Feb 3 2009, 08:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Its like shooting up heroine from your vagina, the golden brick inside your head breaks and your like Eh, Masterbation gets me to sleep at night,and I made a log accounting for whenever ppl get a erection(or get horny) And weird faces? lol Im gunna have to say the weirdest faces are the girls, they look like they are getting run over by a landrover..But thats just my dick I FUCKING LOL'D SO HARD BAHAHAHA. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Espeland² 0 Posted February 3, 2009 I've been masturbating since I was 5. Found out about it one day when one of my mom's back massagers wandered down south and VOILA! 10:34 AM Eastern time while reading some naughty novels (I like to use the words to stimulate my imagination). I use the reverse monkey grip while fondling the balls. The one thing that is so great about masturbation is that it will never get old. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NeverEndingXsin Posted February 3, 2009 LMFAO this forum is hilarious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir. Hot Mayo 1143 Posted February 3, 2009 I masturbate all the fucking time, this thread would have like 1000 posts from me alone in a month. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MindSpring 73 Posted February 3, 2009 alteast twice a day for me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McLovin 0 Posted February 3, 2009 11:08 AMCame home from lunch, was feeling frisky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MindSpring 73 Posted February 3, 2009 initiative log.Going to be doing it between 7-9 Pm and 4-5 AM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Espeland² 0 Posted February 3, 2009 <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mind╥Spring @ Feb 3 2009, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>initiative log.Going to be doing it between 7-9 Pm and 4-5 AMI like the way you think....Captains log stardate 3124.24:I plan to masturbate after dinner tonight....gonna light some candles and play some jazz. Now only if I could tell JDDzip how I feel.....maybe he'll be mine someday Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MindSpring 73 Posted February 3, 2009 D=....I feel a disturbance in his pants... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Triv 79 Posted February 3, 2009 <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Projectmayhem9 @ Feb 2 2009, 09:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Computer+porn movies+sound system=win.Yes,I do that too.But when your family is home,and your computer is not in your bedroom, I go with my iPhone First time for today3:46PM 2/3/2009 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelso 4 Posted February 3, 2009 3:53 PMI just blew my load. After admiring my own penis I notice that I need to empty out my kleenex filled garbage can. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rusty5500 0 Posted February 3, 2009 2:00 pmStarted jerking it. Waited til the cum went down. Called up my friends with benefits.2:10She arrived, went down for 3 minutes and blew my load2:15After her disappointment and slap to my face, she left.2:15:40I am relieved. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McLovin 0 Posted February 3, 2009 Man I can't keep up. I have a idea.From 5:35PM 2/2/09 until my death, I plan to beat off a mindblowing number of times.Mission Accomplished. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeRoCITy 0 Posted February 3, 2009 5: 21 PM. Feb 3rd Bored Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Espeland² 0 Posted February 3, 2009 <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (VeLoCITy0594 @ Feb 3 2009, 07:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>5: 21 PM. Feb 3rd (Took 11 sec. to cum)For the love of god.... do not tell girls that.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rusty5500 0 Posted February 4, 2009 Pffft, all guys shall bow before him for he has found the secret jerkin' technique. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
«Ã�Я» Blue 0 Posted February 4, 2009 At school apparently a girl masturebated in the stall, WHILE ON HER PERIOD >.<She was found out when she was moaning like a slut, thought i should add it :/ 12:56 PM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest some fag Posted February 4, 2009 <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Espeland @ Feb 3 2009, 05:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>For the love of god.... do not tell girls that....It's because he's Asian... Besides, it's not like it will matter anyway, 11 seconds to cum with a millimeter Peter... What is there to even go after? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites