Masturbation Log

[SwitchBlade 1]

Over-Masturbation can cause quite a lot of problems, just ask Mr. Clickerson.

[«Ã�Я» Blue 0]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SwitchBlade @ Feb 2 2009, 08:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Over-Masturbation can cause quite a lot of problems, just ask Mr. Clickerson.

LOL ive sent Yiyas a picture of questionable possibilites that couldve been due to over masturebation

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (sammy. @ Feb 2 2009, 06:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

i wish i was a dude.

Yeah, well i wish i was a chick

[-=kiva=- 1]

would be cool to have multiple orgasms

damn i wanna be a girl sometimes

[Kyle Mango 223]

friend with benefites ftw?!?!

Edit: we know who just jerked it <3

[22:04] =(UV)=ShadySTD's|DJ|: http://www.cliphunter.com/w/279342/Incest_...er_secret_party

[22:04] =(UV)= Kyle _/(O.o)\_: wow

[22:04] =(UV)=ShadySTD's|DJ|: I <3 bad acting

[22:04] =(UV)= Kyle _/(O.o)\_: i have friends over right now lol

[22:04] =(UV)=ShadySTD's|DJ|: SO?

[Guest ShadySTDs]

Note I STILL AM!

[Mithra Panties 0]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (sammy. @ Feb 2 2009, 08:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

i wish i was a dude.

So do I. I wanna know what it feels like to ejaculate as a guy. They make weird faces when they do it.

[MindSpring 73]

Its like shooting up heroine from your vagina, the golden brick inside your head breaks and your like

Eh, Masterbation gets me to sleep at night,

and I made a log accounting for whenever ppl get a erection(or get horny)

And weird faces? lol Im gunna have to say the weirdest faces are the girls, they look like they are getting run over by a landrover..

But thats just my dick

[Neur0 34]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mind╥Spring @ Feb 3 2009, 08:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Its like shooting up heroine from your vagina, the golden brick inside your head breaks and your like

Eh, Masterbation gets me to sleep at night,

and I made a log accounting for whenever ppl get a erection(or get horny)

And weird faces? lol Im gunna have to say the weirdest faces are the girls, they look like they are getting run over by a landrover..

But thats just my dick

I FUCKING LOL'D SO HARD BAHAHAHA.

[Espeland² 0]

I've been masturbating since I was 5. Found out about it one day when one of my mom's back massagers wandered down south and VOILA!

10:34 AM Eastern time while reading some naughty novels (I like to use the words to stimulate my imagination). I use the reverse monkey grip while fondling the balls. The one thing that is so great about masturbation is that it will never get old.

[Guest NeverEndingXsin]

LMFAO this forum is hilarious.

[Sir. Hot Mayo 1143]

I masturbate all the fucking time, this thread would have like 1000 posts from me alone in a month.

[MindSpring 73]

alteast twice a day for me

[McLovin 0]

11:08 AM

Came home from lunch, was feeling frisky.

[MindSpring 73]

initiative log.

Going to be doing it between 7-9 Pm and 4-5 AM

[Espeland² 0]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mind╥Spring @ Feb 3 2009, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

initiative log.

Going to be doing it between 7-9 Pm and 4-5 AM

I like the way you think....

Captains log stardate 3124.24:

I plan to masturbate after dinner tonight....gonna light some candles and play some jazz. Now only if I could tell JDDzip how I feel.....maybe he'll be mine someday

[MindSpring 73]

D=....

I feel a disturbance in his pants...

[Triv 79]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Projectmayhem9 @ Feb 2 2009, 09:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Computer+porn movies+sound system=win.

Yes,I do that too.

But when your family is home,and your computer is not in your bedroom, I go with my iPhone

First time for today

3:46PM 2/3/2009

[Kelso 4]

3:53 PM

I just blew my load. After admiring my own penis I notice that I need to empty out my kleenex filled garbage can.

[rusty5500 0]

2:00 pm

Started jerking it. Waited til the cum went down. Called up my friends with benefits.

2:10

She arrived, went down for 3 minutes and blew my load

2:15

After her disappointment and slap to my face, she left.

2:15:40

I am relieved.

[McLovin 0]

Man I can't keep up. I have a idea.

From 5:35PM 2/2/09 until my death, I plan to beat off a mindblowing number of times.

Mission Accomplished.

[FeRoCITy 0]

5: 21 PM. Feb 3rd Bored

[Espeland² 0]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (VeLoCITy0594 @ Feb 3 2009, 07:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

5: 21 PM. Feb 3rd (Took 11 sec. to cum)

For the love of god.... do not tell girls that....

[rusty5500 0]

Pffft, all guys shall bow before him for he has found the secret jerkin' technique.

[«Ã�Я» Blue 0]

At school apparently a girl masturebated in the stall, WHILE ON HER PERIOD >.<

She was found out when she was moaning like a slut, thought i should add it :/

12:56 PM

[Guest some fag]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Espeland @ Feb 3 2009, 05:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

For the love of god.... do not tell girls that....

It's because he's Asian... Besides, it's not like it will matter anyway, 11 seconds to cum with a millimeter Peter... What is there to even go after?