You should buy it for me so that I do not shapeshift my fist into a large dildo and ram it up your ass only to then absorb your biomass through your ass. Then I could shapeshift into you and go about your daily life subtly dropping hints to all your friends and family about how gay you are and that you hate everyone. This would go on for weeks until you start to lose friends and people begin to question their relationship with you. Then I will begin to openly berate and make fun of all those remaining that care for you until there is no one left. When that is done only then will I strip down naked in the cafeteria and cover myself with grease then run around greased up and naked and no one being able to catch me because of how slippery the grease is. When I am finally caught and questioned about my actions I will confess that I/you are princess Lexia from the planet Gargalax and greasing yourself up naked was just your species way of impressing a mate. After they finally lock me/you up in the insane asylum I will then escape and return with your lifeless biomass sucked out your ass body to leave it in your cell. They will declare it a suicide. Since I already ruined all your relationships and anyone left doesn't want to be associated with an insane person; no one will show up to your funeral. To add to the confusion of what happened to you I will steal your body from your casket, fill the casket with dildos, and leave a noting saying, "Going back to planet Gargalax and away from all you pussies. Peace out! Princess Lexia." The funeral home, police, and your family will live out their lives forever in confusion of what the hell happened to you. So yeah... give me the damn game bundle so that doesn't happen.
Thanks to QuesTs amazing find on amazon, I shall be giving away 2 copies of this bundle. Please post why you think you should get it, and i will pick the 2 i like the most. GOOD LUCK TO ALL. winners will be picked by TONIGHT @ 10 PM CST edit: oh, also, go to the original thread and thank the shit out of him.
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