Ichalvl

I, too, browse /r/Cringe.

Well, that explains it. My god, this is hilarious. I didn't know people actually fell for that crap. TIL.

You had 1 job surpreme court. 1 JOB.

 

Nonono, this isn't the surpreme court, it's the SURPREME court. This one is much more lax and has more typos.

 

EDIT: I don't know what the hell you did but you just fucked up my brain by editing your comment and then editing mine or something. That isn't what the quote was and that isn't what I typed

I dunno. I got a diamond plated hdmi cable from here. it's really good and can transfer a whole one thousand and eighty pees at once.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003CT2A2M/ref=redir_mdp_mobile

 

Really, cables are fine to get from anywhere as long as they aren't a conglomerate like Best Buy. I still do prefer mono, however.

I raise you Mustang II

 

 

I actually... I actually somewhat like that model. I don't think it's nearly the best but I also don't think it's the worst.

The motd says "Hot Lava--A variation of the Obstacle Course, if the Terrorists touch the floor they are executed."

 

Unless the warden says they are pardoned if they get back to the platform, which they often do.

 

This is the verdict we reached in-game. Thanks for resolving it!

What does this do? Just wondering 

 

Quick, someone find me a nice Facepalm gif.

 

I'm assuming what he said was completely and utterly 100% satire, referring to the common term IT people use, of "Did you turn it off and on?"

 

If there's an injoke I'm not getting, then pardon this message. I'm new here.

Lol a surfer that wants speed and gravity.. how old are you, 12?

 

 

 

I would respond in an actual manner... But I love that gif too much.

 

But yeah, no really I just want max Ice Stab and Damage. And Adrenaline. And speed. 

 

Hell, I want everything. 

I agree with Electric, Yogscast were somewhat funny in the beginning of their career but as they progressed along they did more and more stuff that I didn't like

 

Nowadays, I feel their image is already battered enough by the 10-12 year old kids who all they ever want to do is be like Honeydew, etc.

 

I also find them really annoying. Just me.

i get horrible fps on it, don't know why

 

Try to edit your graphics a LOT. There's a couple threads on reddit.com/r/Arma stating how to un-lag your game, read those to help you out.

 

OT: Yeah, really liking it. Can't wait for more maps/bigger maps. Stratis is terrible for Wasteland, Big Domination, though it's actually like the perfect size for Stratis Life. 

 

I'm still having a blast attaching things to other things.

Forget where I saw it, but it said that your virginity is a lock and watching anime essentially throws away the key.

 

This video makes me think that saying is very true.

You might not have been hacked then, but rather the...

 

-login servers were down

 

-You still mistyped your login credentials and the error message was wrong or something

 

Or, you know, you had a stupid password / tried to download malware. Don't go looking for free bhop scripts and aimbots, kids!

Seems interesting. I don't have a Razer headset but I'm still willing to see what it's useful for... If anything.

 

Thanks for pointing this out!

I thought the donation heart system was based off of certain brackets of money the user has donated, like 1-20 is one heart, 21-40 is two, and 41+ is three.

 

Time to donate 1 dollar!

For video cards, I normally prefer NVidia (I have one currently installed) and for OS I prefer PC for gaming, though for more elaborate things like video editing and rendering I sometimes prefer my mac, as it has 12 GB of RAM among other things.

 

I'm currently in the market for a CPU as well, so I'll be staying tuned to this thread.

• In-game Name: Kasukali / Ichalvl (I have two accounts, though I play on Kasukali because he has a minecon cape.)

How did you find sG?: CS:GO Servers

What do you expect from the sG Minecraft server?: Minecraft-stuff. I like the servers sG hosts so I expect this to be awesome.

What are some things you have built in the past?: Erm... I focus on redstone... but I like building exquisite dirt houses!

Have you read, and do you understand the rules? Indeederino!

 

Plain old MySQL is a bit clunky for just this use

Ah, I can see that.. I mainly use MySQL for Data Logging on my Minecraft franchise I own, so I haven't had the chance to test out SQLite yet. Anyways, good luck towards adding the purchasable EXP points (if you ever are)

Yes it is possible. We could do it through RCON perhaps, as SQL might be difficult (RPG uses a sqlite database, which doesn't like outside editing). 

I'd be absolutely ecstatic if you did - Then I could finally have Speed AND gravity! Also, why a SQLite DB instead of a plain old MySQL?

Happy birthday, man!

 

I'll even sing you a song..

 

*Huffs up air*

 

Happy happy birthday, this song is very short!

As the title states, I'm just wondering if it could be made possible to buy EXP on the surf server (Much like you can buy credits for all the other servers) since I have an alt account that I really don't feel like leveling up again. Also, another way to get money. 

 

Just saying, I'd really like that.

 

 

Just leaving that up for people who will most definitely hate on this idea.

I remember you back in jb, welcome to the forums.

I remember you too! I think you're still on my friends list as well.

I think I remember just calling you Itchy.

Gah... Yes. You did just cal me Itchy. >.>

 

Ello m8! Welcome to the forums. I won't make fun of you too much for the swoobles, at least its not hellzgamers.

I changed it over to [JoinSG]

 

welcome to the forums, I'm still waiting for you to remove your swoobles tag

Ok, I did. It's [JoinSG] now.

welcome to the forums btw your good at surf lol

Well, I can thank you for making me actually sign up on the forums - I needed a way to complain how you kicked me twice, since the spawn is apparently a knife arena and I will get kicked if it is anything other than that. TIL!

 

Edit: Typo.

welcome to the forums, I'm still waiting for you to remove your swoobles tag

My swoobles tag is on in here? What? how do I remove it? D:

Hi all!

 

I've been an avid user of sG for a while now, starting out on the Jailbreak server, then mainly moving over to surf... Though sometimes I have to leave server because of abusive admins. :L

 

As easily seen on my Steam profile, my name is Ichalvl and I have played CS:GO for nearly 500 hours, almost 150 of those hours were spent on sG server!

 

My real name, in case it ever comes up, is Michael. I have a wicked jew fro that takes Strength 10+ gel to smooth out. Though, once it gets longer than 3 inches, there is no straightening it at all. It's just a giant flop of hair. And no, I'm not Jewish. I'm agnostic.

 

I live in the USA, probably getting watched by the NSA as we speak but who cares! More specifically, I'm in California... Home of a bright sun and beautiful asses!

 

Something interesting? as seen on my profile for the surf server (http://sg.gameme.com/playerinfo/401216), the time I have spent on T and CT are near identical... Cool!

 

So yeah, that's me. I like a lot of the admins, minus Surprise Butt Sex. 

 

That's basically it. 

 

...^{I am also global highest-tier admin on Swoobles servers, so feel free to make fun of me for that. I'll be admin here.. One day.}