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Jesus fucking Christ 2+2=4. There is 0 need for an admin to enforce some shitty technical rule because people can't use common sense. It's a game have fun with it, don't nitpick over the smallest of technicalities

After hours of debate in the staff skype convo, we (read: I) have unanimously agreed to unban you with the warning if you fuck up again, and get caught by the anti-cheat, it will ban you again.
 
Also, I get banned testing shit all the time, the only difference is I can unban myself.
 
Your punishment will be a change in member title.

voting no on vexium now since he enjoyed a broken OP race on war3

:3 Please print them out
 

IT'S FRIDAY!!1
 

 
 
 
RUN FROM WORK/SCHOOL AS FAST AS U CAN
 

 
 
 
LETS GET DOWN AND DIRTY
 

 
 
 
EVEN THE POODLES ARE CELEBRATING
 

 
 
 

Happy birthday!!
 
Please don't revoke my SO

Yeah, straight in a ditch

i don't know about you guys, but i trust a corporation who ran ipl league of legends for 4 seasons and was recognized by riot to reward circuit points in giving me an impartial review for league
 
the entire video sounded like a high school persuasive essay

gg im going to use my mouth you scrub.
 
Im just gonna take the lady to the movies and watch RoboCop and put my dick in the popcorn box.

Or set everything to a default level:
 
Example
Best of 3 Surf Maps without levels
 
Best of 3 WCS Maps with 10-20 available races at max level from start
 
Best of 3 MG maps
 
Not sure how you could do ZE since that tends to be 1 person turned. I guess you could base scores off number of survivors from each team, though if we did Surf, WCS, MG, and ZE you'd have to call it a quadrathlon. 

Have we ever considered who's the best of the best?
Out of all our servers who is the best at WCS and MG and Surf and ZE?
Could we pit teams against the best of these respective servers and see who comes out on top?
Some may not need the best of a server...primarily MG.
But I think I made my point.

ahhhh jk you fucking pervs

I think
 
"For Josh"
 
Would be a lot more appropriate.

Awesome TTT Event Feb 17-23
 
To participate one must simply be registered on the sG forums and play on the server. 
SO's AND STAFF MAY PARTICIPATE!!!
 
Their will be THREE chances for separate prizes.
 
First, Most kills with the Traitor weapon. The weapon will be a DOOM Chainsaw that does 10 damage a hit 15 damage a head shot. All you have to do is become a Traitor and get a kill with the DOOM Chainsaw. Top three will get to pick a prize from the pool.
 
Second, Most kills as a Traitor. Any weapon that will show you killed the person. Props DO NOT COUNT. Lets see who the best Traitors are. Top three will get to pick a prize from the pool. 
 
Third, Most time played on the server. Top 15 most played will get supporter for a month! WARNING! Sitting in spectator mode will get you kicked and continued abuse to game the system will result in disqualification. DO NOT sit in spectate! All admins are given authority to kick spectators even when the server is not full for the duration of the contest. 

PRIZES!

#1 Most Kills with DOOM Chainsaw - First pick from for prize pool, Premium Admin 1 month
#2 Second most kills with DOOM Chainsaw  - Second pick for prize pool, Premium Admin 1 month
#3 Third most kills with DOOM Chainsaw- Third pick for prize pool, Premium Admin 1 month
 
#1 Most Kills as Traitor - Fourth pick for prize pool, Supporter 1 month
#2 Most Kills as Traitor - Fifth pick for prize pool, Supporter 1 month
#3 Most Kills as Traitor - Sixth pick for prize pool, Supporter 1 month

Top 15 in most played time - Supporter for a month

WARNING: Those caught gaming the system will be disqualified. This includes such things as sitting in spectator or AFK, allowing traitors to get kills off you, and giving chainsaws to people. 

You can't win more then ONCE! T weapon kills takes priority over most kills as traitor. 
 
NOTE: If anyone would like to donate more prizes to the pool then please contact me via PM.
 
 
Prize Pool
- $20 Steam Game From Detective Nom Noms- Skyrim From Rofl- Secret of the Magic Crystals          ↓- Ace of Spades: Battle Builder         ↓- Poker Night at the Inventory From ZachPL- Humble Indie Bundle 11 (Without The Swapper) From Gerald 
 
Everyone Thank Those Who Donated Prizes And Centran For Setting Up The Chainsaw!
 
Supporter And Premium Admin Will Be Set Up At The Beginning Of March!
 
Most Kills With Chainsaw
54 sG | Sinon [sO] - $20 Steam Game From Noms17 sG | Acebats - Humble Bundle 117 Dirty Dan - Skyrim 
 
Most Kills As Traitor
186 sG | Sinon [sO] - DQ Won185 sG | Jeff The Flying Shark [sO] - Ace of Spades89 Dirty Dan - DQ Won85 Ian Kinsler67 »LLF« Mulkum X  
Most Time Played
110347| sG | Ghøst [sO] - DQ SO
58106  | Ian Kinsler - DQ Won52906  | sG | Jeff The Flying Shark [sO] - DQ SO51611  | sG | Acebats - DQ Won38269  | »LLF« Mulkum X - DQ Won34396  | Hi I'm laha and you're not! 34115  | Driak The Melon God26350  | Dirty Dan - DQ Won23096  | sG | StabbittyDoowah - DQ SO17228  | Kung16436  | voran1216223  | pantsu on my faceuru - DQ SO16144  | Sir Raichu15718  | 96spikelee15712  | Kaleidoscopic14719  | Raakli13792  | mcesario13038  | Noms - DQ ADV12385  | Seto Kaiba11572  | sgtprime00710628  | Mr. Rawr10188  | Jdog21229696    | gS | VeXeR Chen [96 Evasion]9512    | Medicaloscopic

A unique way to slice watermelons

thank you everyone for your suggestions.
1. will attempt to stop - its hard though, the urges UHHHH
2. yes, thank you I have just cut it off and am using a carrot
 
10/10 would use everyday

drugs are stupid, just lift weights, feel badass, and alive all the time.  

STRIPDOWN THREADS
 

Posting videos to try and make people forget why they voted no on your previous applications will not stop them from voting no again.

It's a shitty map and people vote for it just because it has "minecraft" in it. When the map loads people realize it's a shitty map and leave.

I just removed MinecraftParty.

It's a shitty map and people vote for it just because it has "minecraft" in it. When the map loads people realize it's a shitty map and leave.