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  1. Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: TYPE.

    Stranger: SHOOT

    Stranger: GO.

    Stranger: START

    Stranger: RUN

    Stranger: THAT

    You: Shoot

    Stranger: DIRECTION.

    You: GO

    You: Start

    You: Run

    You: That

    You: Direction

    You: kk?

    You: I typed it all

    You: now

    You: DID YOU STEAL MY KOOL-AID?!

    Stranger: LOL

    Stranger: I did.

    You: YOU FIEND

    Stranger: AND YOU AINT

    Stranger: GONNA CATCH ME

    Stranger: HAHAHHAHAA

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: DID YOU STEAL MY KOOL-AID?!

    Stranger: ur cool whip?

    You: NO MY KOOL-AID

    Stranger: u mean ur cool whip?

    You: NO MAN, MY KOOL-AID

    Stranger: wut u mean by saying cool whip?

    Stranger: r u ready for a survey bout weed prices?

    You: MY KOOL-AID MAN MY KOOL-AID!

    You: Yeah

    Stranger: acutually, i could take a look if ive stolen it.

    Stranger: k great

    Stranger: where u from and wuts the price for a gram in ur coutrny?

    Stranger: country

    You: Washington

    You: and

    You: I unno I don't do weed

    Stranger: ok thank u

    Stranger: ok

    Stranger: man

    Stranger: i think

    Stranger: i got ur kool whip

    You: KOOL-AID

    You: KOOL

    You: AID

    You: KOOL-AID

    Stranger: wut is it?

    Stranger: is it some kind of kool whip?

    You: KOOL-AID

    You: IT'S GAH DAMN PURPLE DRINK MANG

    Stranger: oh yes. i think i took it

    Stranger: but u stole my bike

    You: Nuh uh!

    You: I was the guy that kicked your dog!

    Stranger: u dont like cute pets, do u;UH?

    You: I just want my Kool-aid back mang

    Stranger: im sorry

    Stranger: i sniffed it

    You: YOU RUINED MY KOOL-AID?!

    Stranger: i said i sniffed it

    Stranger: it turns quite well

    You: ZOMGORD MANG YOU RUINED MY KOOL-AID

    Stranger: im sorry sir. but i thought u stole my bike...

    You: No, just kicked your dog

    Stranger: wtf. y u kicked him?

    Stranger: dogs have feelings...they r like flowers

    You: Yeah!

    You: HE WAS IN THE WAY OF MY KOOL-AID

    Stranger: how could he be in the way of ur kool whip, when i stole it?

    Stranger: UR A LYER

    Stranger: liar

    You: YOUR DOG WAS IN THE WAY MANG

    Stranger: fuck man, u a fucking liar. u said my dog was in ur way, although i ve had stolen ur kool aids already

    You: NOT KOOL AIDS

    You: KOOL-AID

    You: I DONT HAVE AIDS

    You: Sicko.

    Stranger: is it btw normal in the US to drink that aids stuff?

    You: omgord

    Stranger: in europe we think that the US sends that aids thing to africa

    Stranger: in small yellow bottles

    You: Urine? XD

    Stranger: no man. the bottles r yellow

    Stranger: and in there is that aids

    Stranger: in europe the politicians say, that u hate black people

    Stranger: thats why u send aids to africa

    You: I don't hate black people actually

    You: But there are people who dislike people with slave backgrounds.

    Stranger: and because u know quite well, that every black likes yellow bottles, u send it in yellow bottles

    Stranger: thats so devious

    Stranger: so, man: pls stop this

    You: So, what's in the yellow bottle?

    Stranger: this is so obv

    Stranger: AIDS

    You: NO

    Stranger: of course

    You: WE DO NOT SEND KOOL-AID TO AFRICA

    Stranger: yeah i know.

    Stranger: but u send aids in small yellow bottles to africa

    You: NO

    Stranger: kkk

    You: ITS MY KOOL-AID, I DRINK IT.

    Stranger: so, u play poker?

    You: Yeah

    You: When I has my KOOL-AID.

    Stranger: online?

    Stranger: go and buy some

    You: You go buy some Kool-aid, you stole it!

    Stranger: i sniffed it as i already said

    You: BUT IT WAS MY KOOL-AID YOU HAD NO RIGHT SO RUIN IT

    Stranger: again: i thought u stole my bike. so i took ur kool aid. as we know now, u did not steal my bike, BUT u kicked my dog, which also sucks. so its okay

    Stranger: so lets talk bout poker

    You: I kicked your dog, which he'll recover from, but you stole my kool-aid, that I'll never forgive you for.

    Stranger: yeah, got ur point

    Stranger: ur right

    Stranger: my reaction was exaggerated

    You: You're just mad because I killed your dog.

    Stranger: oh.

    Stranger: u killed him?

    Stranger: this changes everything

    Stranger: now im not sorry anymore

    Stranger: this fact destroys my like actually

    Stranger: so fu. i will jump outta the window

    Stranger: bye

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  2. Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hey

    Stranger: Hello.

    Stranger: Do you like Africans?

    You: Yeah sure

    You: if they're female

    Stranger: lolol

    Stranger: Do you have any child porn?

    Stranger: I ran out, and desperately need some.

    You: I don't.

    Stranger: Liar.

    Stranger: I'm phoning the police

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  3. The spin hack is amazing, watching them in spec is funny as hell, but hacking isn't a joke. The spin hack is easy to explain, they spin in circles like mad, and when they left click to shoot they stop in the direction a player is at and targets their head. you could be jumping while spinning and get a headshot without much effort. It's mainly used in open areas like Jails in Surf or just big gay maps. :3

    Edit: From experience I can say that that does look like a spin hack, also, next time you demo a spin hack, make sure you catch it in third person just for luls


  4. In my oppinion it should either get dropped or changed to excite people, the fact that it runs constantly stirs the lag pot and I heard that maybe it was going to change into a Dust2/Office? sounds a little better.


  5. The ranking system goes down in all the servers then pops randomly mid way or even at the end of a map, I don't care if it doesn't load personally, I just want to know if we're still getting credited for the points we've lost or made during our came time. Also, when people type nextmap it shows the same map every round, it was doing it on ZM and I also saw it on WCS1.


  6. So, from a friend of NeverEndingXsin, I've heard that he was almost out to go to the hospital and ended up passing out, they took him to the hospital and the doctors have said that he has been diagnosed with Pneumonia, which is depressing. :(.

    Let us all wish him well for when he returns, cause never is a close friend and he rocks :D.

    P.S. It's been said that he will be gone for at least a day or two, I really hope he gets better.


  7. I'd post up my house but google's picture has our trailer out front and between that and the tree you can't really see the house but you get a nice picture of the garage, and the birds eye thing just makes mah house look small D:


  8. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Polis @ Mar 23 2009, 04:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

    No ones computer chair has even come close to the sweetness of mine yet.

    If I can find my old cam I'll take a picture of my computer chair, I took the wheel hydrolic set thinger off and it's on the floor now :D

    Also, my desk is full of cans ;)


  9. That's better news than I had thought, thought you were about to flame him oreo. good to know he's helping out, he should be more active on forums :D lol


  10. Rapidshit ftl. Anyways, yeah I did see him hacking, every shot fired hit the zombie and he was doing it for 3-4 rounds before hand too, I decided to demo it after I saw him doing it to Ferocity when we were in the cage. I have a demo that's the same as Ferocity if someone wants the actual steam demo.


  11. The zombie server died in the first place because it was so repetitive, every few maps would be the same and then when we got more maps everyone had already left so we couldn't go "zomg these maps are amazazing!" I come in often still but I only wait 15minutes to a half hour to get someone else to join and they usually leave.

    The prop menu could be an easy thing to blame just because it takes alot of asshattery~ to a whole nother level. :P Couch in vent for permawin! I know we could Exposive Barrel them but that's an issue within itself because it cost 10c for a couch and 50 for a barrel and it just doesn't seem worth it unless it's the last round. :D


  12. I still think it's horrible it had to get so drastic to give the rest of us UV members the respect we deserve. I hope we get back everyone we lost and we can keep this COMMUNITY up. It's not just a clan, it's ((game wise)) family. :3

    I hope we can get this all sorted out with few casualties.

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