Longcat

This is one of the dumbest fucking complaints I have ever seen. Matthai, I dont know you. I didnt even read any other post in this thread besides your first one. This shit does not belong here. Get the stick out of your ass and stop bitching about "OMG THIS GUY MADE FUN OF ME OR SAID SOMETHING MEAN TO ME ONLINE!" Seriously kid, nobody cares.

I think we can call this resolved.

Matthai, the next time you make a stupid ass post like this, you should be banned from the forums and servers for at least a day. Somebody remind the staff that I said this next time something like this comes about.

These were the words I said:

As much as I like trying to help out and stuff, I just can't keep up with it anymore. I've been steadily decreasing in the work that I can do and the time that I can devote to playing since the end of the Spring Semester and I dont foresee myself becoming more useful with my fall classload and clinicals starting up in a couple of weeks. It has been fun and I certainly hope you will still find any input that I manage to throw into a situation useful. Goodnight and good luck. I'll try not to become an ex-staff troll. No promises though.

And I was told that I had until Jason was finished with his super sekrit project to reconsider. I was jokingly like "3 months saweet" but it seems that I am well on my way to being correct.

Ohio State! We gonna win another bowl game this year!

Assuming you dont run up against an SEC opponent, maybe. 0-9 all time vs SEC opponents in bowl games doesnt bode so well.

I absolutely hate that Boise state won their game. It was their only semi-difficult game of the year and the rest of the season is a cakewalk straight into the national championship game. I pretty much believe that a National Championship game without the SEC champion in it is null. No other conference is as much of a gauntlet as the SEC is and it would be a shame to see Boise in there against Ohio State(No fault of their own that their conference sucks now).

If I were forced to decide between a one loss SEC champion, Undefeated Ohio State, and Undefeated Boise State, it would be a tough choice. Ohio State, who had a more difficult schedule and came out on top of their conference, or Boise State, who I would like to throw to the wolves(Or Elephants, Gators, or Tigers) just to get them to shut up.

tl;dr Boise gets a cakewalk and College football needs a playoff system.

I knew some of you played and thought a couple of you may have hearts. Fucking brutal.

http://www.theprovince.com/news/final+only+thing+that+would+save/3487150/story.html

You can always take the lead. If you see something that is wrong and against the rules occurring, take care of it as best as you can. Make sure you are 100% sure that it is something that needs to be taken care of. Just make sure you have proof or witnesses that there was an issue and you should be fine against other abusive admins. Sometimes you'll get bad sG members who like to encourage negative behaviors and they'll freak out at you when you take action against their friends who are breaking the rules and creating a negative playing environment. Just make sure you are bulletproof against them. Hell, maybe you'll even get an admin or two stripped. Good luck!

None of these faggots noticed that the thing in the pic was supposed to be a Persian I guess.

But yeah it looks like an even uglier Sweet Dee from Always Sunny...

So they are pissed that our server, one of the most highly ranked Jailbreak servers, has their map on it. A map which has their clan name and everything on it. Are they really that opposed to getting their name out there? We are basically free advertisement. I fail to understand the logic in this. I think somebody needs to go back to kindergarten and learn how to share. That or tape a bunch of the teacher's Lincoln Logs together end to end until you can shove it far enough up your ass that you can poke the back of your fucktarded brain. That sure sounds like fun.

1958 on CSS

I remember my first time in the cow level. I went in like oh ladida and then all of a sudden there were about 40 cows all around me. I died.

Fuck. I clicked on this thread hoping for some Howard Dean action.

Snaps. Junzou and Clay, did you guys get 3 extra inches added to your penis like I did to mine last night? I just came out of the theater and felt something bumping up against my knee and I was like wtf. Sure enough I was dangling farther.

Terry Crews is my new no-homo life partner. He just doesnt know it yet.

What about Scott Pilgrim vs The World?

Go away hipster.

this,

just going to have famous actors but fail scripts

Sly Stallone was also writer/director for Rambo and Rocky Balboa, which were both fantastic reboots.

Who else is going to see it this weekend?

If Eat, Pray, Love wins the box office this weekend I hold all of you personally responsible.

in b4 somebody draws a penis.

Computer, TV, maybe a poker table and set of chairs. You should go out to Staples and pick up anything that looks useful. Definitely bring a good desk chair, the wooden ones from dorm rooms are terrible. Bring some basic snacks that can hold you off for a few days until you figure out where everything is and can get food proportionate to your need depending on your meal plan.

The one thing I'd like to impart upon you is to never turn down an opportunity to make a friend or hang out with new people, just make sure they arent the type to get you into trouble. During your first few days be sure to remember that everyone else in your class is just as lost as you are. They'll be looking for people to hang out with, people to go to lunch with, and people to fuck so you should never feel awkward about approaching new people. Have fun!

Another fact of college life is that your first group of friends will not be your main group of friends throughout your entire college life. You will find another, better suited entourage to hang out with. You may integrate one or two of your original group, but everyone tends to find others.

Also known as Karma, she's been around for a while but took a break at some point and just got back recently. Be sure not to cross her, she has a bite as mean as her bark. especially on that time of the month..

Oreo was in the server playing sound clips. A lot of other players were as well, but oreo was playing them more frequently and was asked to stop, then muted. He left right after the mute and then came back. We waited to see if he was going to behave himself, but then he played "Bad Touch" by the bloodhound gang. At this point it became abundantly clear that he was doing it to be annoying, as great of a song as that was, and I banned him. If he was intelligent and did in fact disconnect due to the buffer overflow he would have had this thought process:

Hmm I just got muted. Oh snaps buffer overflow. Ok I'm back. I should probably not play any more sounds for a while, seeing as I just got muted for them and they probably suspect I avoided mute.

But he didnt. He went ahead and played music.

There is the console log. Somebody else can resolve this since I was the one to do the banning initially. I can get a witness if i must, but I think the console log speaks for itself.

Syndicate Gamers Mini Digest 8/6/10]

Staff Changes

Joint Chiefs

We would once again like to welcome Oracion to the Joint Chiefs! He has shown outstanding commitment as the Golden Child, and this promotion is well deserved!

Advisors

Over the past week or so we have been accepting applications to fill in the open spots in staff. We received 17 applications, and while it was close we eventually narrowed it down to four people. Some people were ruled out because they didn't even read the basic requirements (level 3 or higher), so next time I suggest you guys keep this in mind For the Remaining 13 applicants, it was a pretty close call, and for those who didn't make it, hopefully ou'll get your shot next time!

Without any more ranting, we would like to welcome Fatb0y, Contract Killer, Mary Jane (Karma), and Chicago Ted as the newest members of staff! We hope they will do their best and exceed some of the previous staff we have had!

Random Stuff

Site Changes

Jason just wanted to say that there will be a major site change coming up in the next few weeks. Hopefully you will all like what he and fatb0y have been working on!

A Warning

I'd just like to say that there will be a no tolerance policy for trolling/baiting/flaming with this new group of staff. Anything of this sort will result in a 3 day ban.

Please join us in congratulating the new advisors to their positions and wish them good luck!

I am viewing the demos. About halfway through the first demo I can definitely see one thing for sure. A bunch of clan members who are griefing and trolling trying to force an admin to tiptoe through the tulips when what the situation needed was common sense. Within the first 5 seconds Wookie, Freekirrer, and a couple of other trolls were "testing thier mics" by making unnecessarily loud squeals. If you know them then you know that this is something they would do and you also know that their mics work perfectly fine.

How does it make any sense that a new map is not a round? It seems pretty obvious to me that rounds are counted consecutively, regardless of map change. JB comparison time. You restrict a player for 20 rounds but after two rounds there is a map change. Do you say "OH! Well I guess since the map changed he served all 20 of his rounds." Hell no. That doesnt make ANY sense.

1. Vote passed that a couple(two) rounds would be muted(It even had the X first, so the legitimacy of the vote couldnt be disputed).

2. One round was played muted.(1/2)

3. MAP CHANGE

4. This first round on a new map isnt a round! It is a...umm what do you call this? Oh I guess this is the next round(2/2)

Nobody will be punished for disrespect in this case because there was disrespect all around. I'll think on the rest.

Turns out Common Sense isnt so common after all.

Dude this guy was restricted accordingly. So no need to report this. I was there and admin restricted him asap.

I'll take that.

I can't see shit from the demos. They are so laggy that if I slow it down to ~7% speed(my normal haxspotting speed) everyone just teleports around and nothing conclusive can be seen. You can tell how laggy it is from the first demo. When he comes around the corner and caps that guy while shotgun's view showed him getting the shots off before he even left the tunnel. I didnt see any of the stereotypical reticle jumps or snaps, and anything that could be hax could also just be a product of the lag.

+1 for ban by Oracion

-1 for ban by Longcat

Anybody else have some views? I'd be cool to review my assessment if anybody wants to post up some ticks/times when you think there are hax.

Schedule an appointment with an Orthopedist. They specialize in bones, muscles, and joints. They'll be able to figure it out.

Oh and I forgot to note this little tidbit:

A C in this class is required for me to begin my Paramedic Sequence. Which only starts in the fall. This is why I was taking summer classes in the first place. So if I do not get a C in this class, I will be set back an entire year.

The score breakdown:

Test 1: 40/43 pts

Test 2: 0/37 pts

Test 3: ?/38 pts.

Quick math tells me that if I am unable to take this second test, I will not be able to get the C that I need.

So as you may or may not have noticed, I've been missing for a while. This is because I've been absolutely buttfucked by school recently. I passed my Physiology course, somehow, and then I was on to my Electrocardiography class. This course is online. I have heard from the teacher three count em THREE times the ENTIRE SUMMER! He made a post on the online course place on May 17th, first day of class to say hey here is a video syllabus, here is the schedule, 5 tests, 5 quizzes, blah blah blah.

The next day that I hear from him: July 1st. He posts up a test. I didn't hear a thing from him for an entire fucking month plus the remainder of May. Then just today he posts up an announcement, oh hey test THREE(The final btw, so much for his fucking schedule) due on Thursday. WHAT THE FUCK. Where was test 2? It doesn't exist anymore! There was no announcement that I missed. Nothing.

So I email him at about 11 today. I tell him that I never heard a peep about this thing. I wait, checking my inbox hourly up until dinner at which point I figure, he's gone from school now, I'll just check it tomorrow. NOPE. I check just 10 minutes ago and TADA: 7PM he sent me an Email saying "I opened it for 3 hours." This test has a two hour testing window and he opens it for 3 hours! I have no idea what I am going to do. I replied and told him that I didnt get the email but god knows what will happen. I am on good standing with the department chair but I am unsure how far she can go to help me out here.

If I fail this course, I will raise SO MUCH FUCKING HELL. I hope this asshole doesnt have tenure because he has no business teaching.

Wish me luck. I punched a wall. My hand hurts.