Junzou the Dbag, Foh the dumbassq

[Guest starscream]

so, me, Foh, and junzou were doing a mission in EVE online, and Junzou kept being a dickhead so our ships would auto target his, and FOH had JUST BOUGHT 2 hours ago, a Cruiser, which he had been saving up for, it cost like 3 Million ISK, and he just finally got it;

so, junzou targets him like a dbag, FOH webifies him (a gun that slows the target ship down) and CONCORD (the NPC police force) shows up in 2 seconds flat and FUCKS FOH OUT OF SPACE.

Boom, 0 cruisers for Foh,

oh, and he didnt insure it, bc hes a fucking retard.

GJ both of you, that shit was hilarious

EDIT: Quote from Foh 2 mins after posting this "Fohacidal: I'm not a newb btw"

YES YOU ARE YOU GOT YOUR SHIP CONCORDed 2 hours after getting it and DIDNT INSURE IT

EDIT2: and you didnt have a clone so you would have been fucked if you got podded

[UnknownLegend 5480]

Lmfao. That was so fucking funny. When I saw his ship flash red I was like "Lulz, seriously? You're dead"

[azile0 0]

I play Eve Empires, the Private Server. That same shit happened to me.

[Jinn Master 0]

BWAHAHAHA. I did that with my black ops ship. What happened was a guy was war dec'd, and I was hunting him. War ended, I didn't notice, shot at him, I killed him, and he went through a gate. I followed, podded him, and got raped by Concord.

Eve is fun.

CANT WAIT TO GO TO WAR! EMPYREAN AGE FTW!

[projectmayhem9 8]

Da fux is Eve?

[Felicity 0]

It's a space-based MMO. Pretty good stuff; passive skill-training system so you don't have to grind endlessly. Downside to that is that skill training is fairly fixed time-wise (can change somewhat based on attributes) and no amount of playing per day more will make skills train faster.

EDIT: Jinn you play too? Nice, what faction do you belong to? Please say Minnie.

[Q_Q Cheesecake 24]

WOW HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

I was playing EVE, and two seconds later...

I quit! :B

[projectmayhem9 8]

Is it a free MMO?

[Guest starscream]

Is it a free MMO?

The software doesnt cost anything (i.e. unlike WoW which is 50 fucking dollars) and you can play free for 14 days, after that its 15$ a month or a bit less if oyu buy in bulk i think

[Felicity 0]

I save a couple bucks and buy in 90 day intervals. I also use PayByCash though so the fee there kind of eats up the 'savings' lol.

[Guest Fohacidal]

I got a new cruiser and got it restocked so im ALL RIGHT

[AnarchyX6942 0]

I play Eve Empires, the Private Server. That same shit happened to me.

Wait. Need some clarification here. There's an eve private server? Like a cracked, no cost one? I thought you couldn't do that with Eve, if there is, plz send me a link, cause I really like this game, but just cant afford it.

[Jinn Master 0]

It's a space-based MMO. Pretty good stuff; passive skill-training system so you don't have to grind endlessly. Downside to that is that skill training is fairly fixed time-wise (can change somewhat based on attributes) and no amount of playing per day more will make skills train faster.

EDIT: Jinn you play too? Nice, what faction do you belong to? Please say Minnie.

AMARR. BITCH!

Also, there are very few EVE private servers because EVE sues the shit out of the owners every time they find one.

Also, I don't pay. Paying is for pussies who suck at the game. I buy time with ISK bitches!

[mafia 0]

Eve is the only good mmo

[Jinn Master 0]

Age of Conan rocks some hard shit, but EVE is better.

[Felicity 0]

AMARR. BITCH!

SLAVER FILTH!

[azile0 0]

I think I will quit Empires. There are never more than 50-100 players on at once. And they buy shit bandwith, so sometimes you get horrid lag.