Favorite Pick-up lines?

[Howard Dean 2502]

I would remove all the chairs in the world so you could sit on my face.

 

 

[Llethander 230]

If we were both squirrels would you let me hide my nuts in your hole?

[VEGEMITEKILLER 259]

Here are a few options (not in any particular order): 

1. Will you be my "girlfrien"? I'll give you the "d" later. 

Credit: the sea of memes 

 

2. I put the STD in "STUD"

All I need is "U"

Credit: the internet

 

3. Girl, did you get expelled from college? 

Cuz your face is clearly plagiarized. (Works best especially if the girl got plastic surgery) 

 

The following is my worst moment of a girl trying to get my number (some of you already know this): 

Girl: Can I get your number? 

Me: Uhhh sure. 

Girl: Ye thx, you're really good. We should play ping pong sometime together. 

 

I fucking lost to her in a tourney match. 

 

 

[Green* 17]

Hey, you look like you're made of Nickle, Cerium, Arsenic, and Sulfur because you have a NiCe AsS

[Dicey 9]

I make the good eggaroll

 

[air_korea 51]

friend of mine taught me this, shes funny af 

 

"wanna see my rocket ship?"

*put palms togethers, looks like praying

Count down, "3, 2, 1 Blast off!"

*make rocket thruster noise as you lift u hands up 

*separate hands, and arm should be around her/him

*look at s.o. and say "perfect landing." 

 

works pretty well.