It's Swed's Birthday - what tech gadget should he ask for?

[UnknownLegend 5480]

See title -- what should we get him?

[Eeiu 1528]

a dildo

[Piero 2272]

a dildo

[Swed 2651]

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=HTC+Vive

[Dr Pepper 1491]

a potato

[ThatOllieWhoDies 1177]

Eeiu's mom's dido

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[Tyrone 514]

Bones fragments.