Tuxedofunk 42 Posted July 27, 2014 I have a few reasons why I don't1. Lotion's messy af to clean up2. I'm too lazy to go even find said lotion3. I only do it when I get the 'urge', and I don't carry any around with meh4. Honestly it feels better to go dry5. I have a big dick, would use too much lotion, would lose money, and thus lose profits from my billion-dollar enterprise Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dyscivist 5686 Posted July 30, 2014 (edited) I feel like the only people who use lotion are people with horribly mutilated dicks from botched circumcisions that just have no movable skin left on their dicks so instead of jerking their cocks they're forced to fuck their hands. Edited July 30, 2014 by Dyscivist 2 Kim and Dojima reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Vault- 2 Posted August 5, 2014 I feel a scientific breakthrough will result with the knowledge this poll gives... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dyscivist 5686 Posted August 5, 2014 We should do a survey on how many furries aren't massive spergs. 2 Rune and Dojima reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cubix 33 Posted August 6, 2014 not lotion, lube. dry beating is for barbarians. Barbarians are badass, they fucked all the hoes in the village Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rune 2783 Posted August 6, 2014 Barbarians are badass, they fucked all the hoes in the village Wat. 1 Kim reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
