Waylon 2 Posted March 23, 2008 but it all reality girls love that shit and eat it up.Trust me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
berserk 1 Posted March 23, 2008 That's actually pretty funny, because I am really random, make alot of people laugh, like one day we ate limburger cheese for extra credit, and it tasted like puke (literally and smelled like it) and my friend whispered tubgirl, and I laughed so fucking hard that some cracker came out, almost hit my other friend, and then puked in the garbage, or I act crazy around friends, and I always tought girls would think I'm wierd. idkYou're a hoot, A FUCKING HOOT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
projectmayhem9 8 Posted March 23, 2008 You're a hoot, A FUCKING HOOT!Who pissed in your motherfuckin Cheerios bro? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelso 4 Posted March 23, 2008 Lol, I try to be as creepy as possible. For some reason quite a few women still talk to me. Especially the emo sluts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Contract Killer 24 Posted March 23, 2008 Who pissed in your motherfuckin Cheerios bro?Damn you, I love that line... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
berserk 1 Posted March 23, 2008 Who pissed in your motherfuckin Cheerios bro?I think the line was "Who shit in your cereal"but none the less....... buuuuuunnnngggg. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Contract Killer 24 Posted March 23, 2008 No, it's "who pissed in your cheerios" , ya know, like cheery? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
berserk 1 Posted March 23, 2008 No, it's "who pissed in your cheerios" , ya know, like cheery?Oh I thought we were talking about Chasing Amy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathway 0 Posted March 23, 2008 Are they going out yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
projectmayhem9 8 Posted March 24, 2008 Are they going out yet?Nah but me and Contract had a little bet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Contract Killer 24 Posted March 24, 2008 Fucking shit, we have a problem houstan, there's another girl, she goes to my church, shes the pastor's daughter, and I play football with her brother, but shes pretty fine too, maybe better looking, idk, I might have a better chance, I think she might like me as of right now, idk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
berserk 1 Posted March 24, 2008 Fucking shit, we have a problem houstan, there's another girl, she goes to my church, shes the pastor's daughter, and I play football with her brother, but shes pretty fine too, maybe better looking, idk, I might have a better chance, I think she might like me as of right now, idk.Well you might be in a bit of trouble there, the pastor will cut your balls off in the name of God, any sign of affection before marriage is a sin you know. Other than that go for it, pics will be needed for my blessing though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pinoy 0 Posted March 24, 2008 Well you might be in a bit of trouble there, the pastor will cut your balls off in the name of God, any sign of affection before marriage is a sin you know. Other than that go for it, pics will be needed for my blessing though.Lmfao.She's probably prude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelso 4 Posted March 24, 2008 Don't go with the religious girl, you'll end up with crotch fro fo sho. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Contract Killer 24 Posted March 24, 2008 Actually, I chose the original one, but dude, shes one of the least religious-like girls at our school, and you don't even know her, so shes not prude, riceboy.On the other had, I hit it up with that chic last night on msn, we might do something this week (Spring Break). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pinoy 0 Posted March 25, 2008 Actually, I chose the original one, but dude, shes one of the least religious-like girls at our school, and you don't even know her, so shes not prude, riceboy.On the other had, I hit it up with that chic last night on msn, we might do something this week (Spring Break).Hey dude, I said probably, judging from my personal experience.and Kelso.. that's probably the funniest phrase I've heard referring to pubic hair. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Contract Killer 24 Posted April 8, 2008 I like her for a reason too, which can be best explained in the words of Al Pacino in heat- [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=ix9mwmuVFw0&feature=related]Heat[/ame] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Contract Killer 24 Posted April 29, 2008 So yah, not too much to update on, she just keeps getting hotter and hotter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jinn Master 0 Posted April 29, 2008 Step One- Grow Balls. Step Two- Ask One Out.Step Three- Get LaidStep Four- Problem solved, why the hell do you need a step four?And, I like a nice trimmed patch. Not the hairy bush, cause' hair in your mouth is fucked up... but a nice fuzz is cool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelso 4 Posted April 29, 2008 I prefer something so smooth so that I could make eggs on it, assuming it's a stove-vagina. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madmartigan 0 Posted April 29, 2008 Dude, seriously, go back to my post on page 4 and give it a shot. The sooner you ask her out the sooner you have less to regret. I missed out on asking out this chick in high school, no lie the hottest girl I had ever seen...I attached a pic...anyway she and I were talking about 4-5 years back and I told her how I had the biggest crush on her my fresh and sophmore years, she asked me why I never asked her out and I told her I was too scared. She laughed, then said I should've, cause she would've dated me. She had just started dating my friend at the time and I wasn't about to try and break that up, but if I had asked back in highschool it might have gone somewhere, mabye not, the point is, you can miss out on something great if you don't ask... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fohacidal Posted April 29, 2008 Dude, seriously, go back to my post on page 4 and give it a shot. The sooner you ask her out the sooner you have less to regret. I missed out on asking out this chick in high school, no lie the hottest girl I had ever seen...I attached a pic...anyway she and I were talking about 4-5 years back and I told her how I had the biggest crush on her my fresh and sophmore years, she asked me why I never asked her out and I told her I was too scared. She laughed, then said I should've, cause she would've dated me. She had just started dating my friend at the time and I wasn't about to try and break that up, but if I had asked back in highschool it might have gone somewhere, mabye not, the point is, you can miss out on something great if you don't ask...Im telling your pre-wife Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madmartigan 0 Posted April 29, 2008 lol, knock yourself out...she already knows about all my girls, I know about all her guys...Me and that girl are friends now and she dated one of my best friends for about 2½ years, I wouldn't do that to him. My old lady doesn't have a problem with me pointing out a good looking girl, if she's pretty, wonderful. I don't have a problem with her pointing out a good looking guy...I know she isn't going to cheat on me and the same goes for her, and if she does...well then it's time to move, no reason to stick around with someone who can't be faithful.But you gotta admit, she's smoking Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mafia 0 Posted April 29, 2008 Show her your penisI hear that works. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.Neo. 0 Posted April 29, 2008 Show her your penisI hear that works.LOLOL...only in certain situations. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
