RazorSharp 2 Posted June 13, 2011 Post the funniest shit you have heard or seen on any server any dayI will start off with this in the JailBreak server: When life gives you lemons, you have sex with the girl next door. (by some guy) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deofuta 6 Posted June 13, 2011 "Because walls aren't meant to keep people out you know."A game master told my Guild Master this back when I played an MMO called Mortal Online. At the time there was a glitch that allowed people to jump over palisade walls, and an enemy guild did it while we were constructing our keep. Shit was hilarious, but man were we pissed at the time.Eh, it wasnt on a server. But damn, was it stupid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead-Pool 0 Posted June 13, 2011 Down the street a 74 year old man shot himself with 44 Magnum while trying to shoot a mouse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewinator 5000 750 Posted June 13, 2011 THE EAMON RAPHIS NAME IS EAMONWHICH RHYMES WITH CREAMINWITH IS A EUPHEMISM FOR EJACULATIONWHICH CONTAINS SEMENWHICH ALSO RHYMES WITH EAMONthe eamon rap, ladies and gentlemen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skotti 2105 Posted June 15, 2011 A dodge cummins turbo diesel 1 ton gets 34 miles to the gallon with a chip.the same guy told me to put an air chuck up a girl and blow in her. the PSI in my shop runs at 150. not sure if he was serious...also he said he was in a 75 person orgy.this was IRL, but still. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marine 2580 Posted June 15, 2011 A dodge cummins turbo diesel 1 ton gets 34 miles to the gallon with a chip.I was like "WTF NO WAY"Then I realized it was some dumb-ass saying that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J_MaFia Posted June 15, 2011 Uh oh.... mafia quotes are foreshadowed.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
