Zombies are coming. Are you ready?

[Rubber Johnny 1]

Barricade up a Twinkie factory and stay quiet. Very quiet.

You see, as long as the zombies don't know you're there they won't attack. Twinkie factory.

Although that may come with the downside of being fat.

[Formerly known as Karma 0]

A prison could either be a really good place to hide or a really really bad place to hide. I would probably risk it though if it was empty.

[subgunner 0]

Go to the North and tame a polar bear to be your companion in the war vs. zomboes

[Illogical 1126]

A prison could either be a really good place to hide or a really really bad place to hide. I would probably risk it though if it was empty.

good luck finding an empty prison in america. oh wait your in canada. don't our convicts flee to you guys?

[subgunner 0]

lol screw that go to the Canadian north and train a polar bear to fight along side you against the horde.

[Taboo 2392]

or go down to mexico and reproduce as much as you can with hundreds of mexican women and then kill yourself in a fiery explosion destroying all of the united states and canada as we know it.

[Oreo 2073]

Oil rig. Grow your own plants in dirt piled on it, fish and boil seawater.

[subgunner 0]

you know what go with the flow, become a zombie and you'll be fine.

[Illogical 1126]

you know what go with the flow, become a zombie and you'll be fine.

you've got the right idea.

[PeeWee 120]

rural areas or places with a very small population are very ideal if you want to get away from the relentless hoarde of zombos

Protip: if you want to get rid of a group a zombies throw a fail nade towards them, which has a 9001% chance to always work

[subgunner 0]

rural areas or places with a very small population are very ideal if you want to get away from the relentless hoarde of zombos

Protip: if you want to get rid of a group a zombies throw a fail nade towards them, which has a 9001% chance to always work

That fail nade was fail and the zombies come closer to you.

[Formerly known as Karma 0]

I really want to learn to shoot a gun but I'm hella scared.

[Caterpi 3]

Why are you scared to learn how to shoot a gun? It's fun, so is shooting a bow... that's a blast

[TURKISH RAMBO 9]

Why are you scared to learn how to shoot a gun? It's fun, so is shooting a bow... that's a blast

Its probably more of what a gun is capable of doing that she is scared of.

[Frosted Butts 53]

there's nothing in this article about making a dangerous zombie. Just a totally inept, unaggressive human

[Church 1]

I really want to learn to shoot a gun but I'm hella scared.

well when the zombies come yer gonna have to. don't worry tho. I got this.

[Formerly known as Karma 0]

Its probably more of what a gun is capable of doing that she is scared of.

True.

Why are you scared to learn how to shoot a gun? It's fun, so is shooting a bow... that's a blast

Part of it is exactly like Turkish says. Also, I have very irrational fears when it comes to things. If you've ever seen The American than you can understand one of my fears of guns.

well when the zombies come yer gonna have to. don't worry tho. I got this.

You shoot for me. <3 I'll hide in a corner lol.

[Church 1]

You shoot for me. <3 I'll hide in a corner lol.

yes, and no. I need someone to reload the other guns for me lol

[Tempest 1]

Church, will you marry me? And I would honestly use a AWP, and shoot Morgan freeman first. No not Racist, just funny.

[Super Novacaine 2228]

Church, will you marry me? And I would honestly use a AWP, and shoot Morgan freeman first. No not Racist, just funny.

I would lock him in a cage, just so I could listen to him mumble "Brrraiiinnnnssss" with his awesome Morgan Freeman voice.

Though honestly, a zombie apocalypse sounds good now, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't enjoy it if it actually did happen. You know, having all of civilization destroyed, most of my loved ones killed or turned, living in constant fear, all that jazz.

[Formerly known as Karma 0]

Church, will you marry me? And I would honestly use a AWP, and shoot Morgan freeman first. No not Racist, just funny.

<.< Nu uh. He's spoken for!!!!

[Church 1]

Church, will you marry me? And I would honestly use a AWP, and shoot Morgan freeman first. No not Racist, just funny.

This, FTW

<.< Nu uh. He's spoken for!!!!

[PeeWee 120]

That fail nade was fail and the zombies come closer to you.

lol i know that, i was just stating the fact that the irony of using something like a grenade in ze screws you and the entire team over. with some sarcasm

[Rubber Johnny 1]

lol i know that, i was just stating the fact that the irony of using something like a grenade in ze screws you and the entire team over. with some sarcasm

Well as long as you camp the buyzone and repeatedly throw nades you're untouchable. What if you run out of money, you ask?

Money would be useless in a zombie apocalypse. You get your grenades from looting grocery stores.

[Jokesire 0]

why hide just go rambo on their zombie ass