Just for Samm

[Elmo 1272]

She's just butt hurt that shes a -A and I'm a DD. Rawr.

what happen? i missed it

[Sir. Hot Mayo 1143]

Suck yo dick for tree fiddy

I'm a nice guy, make it an even tree and you got yourself a deal.

You can see it a shitload here. Oh, and there's a reason I didn't embed it.

lol Dojima, be nice.

[Dojima 7619]

Just keepin' it real for my homebrethren.

[Audiovox 6]

OMG, an internet community recycling old jokes?

Guys giving attention to girls?

I've NEVER fucking heard of that happening!

Sounds like someone only stared creepily at the cute girl in class without any luck a little too much in middle school.

There's a circumcision thread around here somewhere if you just want to talk about dicks all the time...

I know you're too new to these forums to know exactly what it is I'm referring to, golden (and to alleviate your fears, yes, I do forgive your ignorance), but having read thread after thread of useless bullshit drama involving some male on the forums and Samm or Dani over the last 2 years, you start to get tired of it after a while. It's not recycling of old jokes, though the whole "samm has a penis" thing has been done before, it's more along the lines of obsession, I guess. To have taken a break from the forums for nearly, what, a year? and come back to yet another thread exactly like what I remember just fascinates me to no end. This must be a life style or something. And please, get a new insult, nearly that exact one has been used here at least 3 times.

"OH JESUS, SOMEONE MAKING A COMMENT ABOUT A GIRL THAT ISN'T AN INSULT/OBVIOUS HIT ON TACTIC. QUICK, call a therapist, this guy clearly -insert some random ass assumption related to his dick (in one way or another) when he was younger, here-."

How fucking typical can you be.

tl;dr If you come at me you'd better bring heavier shit than that, you little fuck. Commence the typicality.

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[Goldentongue 3616]

obsession

http://www.syndicate-gamers.net/showthread.php?p=505894#post505894

[Audiovox 6]

Eh. That wasn't much fun. You sir, suck.

-Audio

[Jewinator 5000 750]

Newfag v. Oldfag, who will win?

[Audiovox 6]

That was the result of a bout of boredom while waiting for the tea to brew I wouldn't take anything I say too seriously up here lol

-Audio

[Marine 2580]

Suck yo dick for tree fiddy

You betta not be dat god damn lockness monsta nao, I ain't given you no tree fiddy!!! ya god damn ol' lockness monsta

[Silent_Shot 183]

[Jewinator 5000 750]

What the fuck was that?

[tex1an2 680]

MOM?!

[Couls 26]

Why is everyone on Samm's dick?

what dick?

[Goldentongue 3616]

what dick?

You haven't seen the pictures?!?!?!

[Goldentongue 3616]

"OH JESUS, SOMEONE MAKING A COMMENT ABOUT A GIRL THAT ISN'T AN INSULT/OBVIOUS HIT ON TACTIC. QUICK, call a therapist, this guy clearly -insert some random ass assumption related to his dick (in one way or another) when he was younger, here-."

How fucking typical can you be.

There are lots of things that could be said about a girl beyond blatant flirtations.

There are lots of things that are said about those girls that aren't blatant flirtations.

But of all the things you could have said, you chose to bitch about guys hitting on them.

And that's where the lengthy elaboration of the idea "U mad bro?" comes in.

[Audiovox 6]

There are lots of things that could be said about a girl beyond blatant flirtations.

There are lots of things that are said about those girls that aren't blatant flirtations.

But of all the things you could have said, you chose to bitch about guys hitting on them.

And that's where the lengthy elaboration of the idea "U mad bro?" comes in.

And here we see you prove my point that you do not understand what it is I'm referring to. You seem to be predisposed to the notion that I am talking about guys hitting on the girls. As a matter of fact, you appear to have convinced yourself that I'm only doing it as a sort of "White Knight" tactic, as proved by yout last two statements. See? This is why you should not involve yourself in things you do not fully understand.

To clarify, I am not addressing the guys chasing females, I'm mostly addressing Samm, in this case. Most of the people that used to chase after her appear to have moved on, and now she has a new batch of retards on a leash. But if it is what gets her rocks off, then more power to her, just stating what is on my mind is all. She is a cool person, I've hung out with her and Blaze before a while back, I just feel a bit of pity for her toys, so to speak. On the flip side, having been admin and talked to many girls of the gamer community that have had to deal with guys and their constant hounding, her way of handling things seems to be one of the most effective if you wish to have fun and not let things get too serious. So who's to say who's right? However, more than the guys that chase, I feel for the other girls that try to join the forums. It seems every other female we've tried to get into our community ends up in some sort of drama bullshit with Samm, which results in a massive sausage fest, which I have always been averse to. I love you guys and all, but seriously, a female's views and intuition are valuable and refreshing. So it's always been a bit bothersome to me how they just can't seem to get along.

Side note: the comment you quoted was directed at you, not her or them. 'Twas in response to your lame joke about middle school and staring which has been said and heard many a time. As with the guys drooling over females on the forums and Samm chasing away every other female, it gets old after a while. Freshen it up man, give us something new to repeat for the next 2 years.

-Audio

EDIT: Oh also, get used to walls of text. I tend to do that.

[fatb0y 1337]

Don't entertain the village idiot Audio... you know the drill.

[Audiovox 6]

But.... he's kinda like a new Foh to me. ): He's at least mildly entertaining during down time between class, cooking, sleeping, gaming, washing and all that other good shit! We'll see...

-Audio

[Jewinator 5000 750]

E-poon is for people who can't get IRL poon.

[Goldentongue 3616]

And here we see you prove my point that you do not understand what it is I'm referring to. You seem to be predisposed to the notion that I am talking about guys hitting on the girls. As a matter of fact, you appear to have convinced yourself that I'm only doing it as a sort of "White Knight" tactic, as proved by yout last two statements. See? This is why you should not involve yourself in things you do not fully understand.

To clarify, I am not addressing the guys chasing females, I'm mostly addressing Samm, in this case. Most of the people that used to chase after her appear to have moved on, and now she has a new batch of retards on a leash. But if it is what gets her rocks off, then more power to her, just stating what is on my mind is all. She is a cool person, I've hung out with her and Blaze before a while back, I just feel a bit of pity for her toys, so to speak. On the flip side, having been admin and talked to many girls of the gamer community that have had to deal with guys and their constant hounding, her way of handling things seems to be one of the most effective if you wish to have fun and not let things get too serious. So who's to say who's right? However, more than the guys that chase, I feel for the other girls that try to join the forums. It seems every other female we've tried to get into our community ends up in some sort of drama bullshit with Samm, which results in a massive sausage fest, which I have always been averse to. I love you guys and all, but seriously, a female's views and intuition are valuable and refreshing. So it's always been a bit bothersome to me how they just can't seem to get along.

Side note: the comment you quoted was directed at you, not her or them. 'Twas in response to your lame joke about middle school and staring which has been said and heard many a time. As with the guys drooling over females on the forums and Samm chasing away every other female, it gets old after a while. Freshen it up man, give us something new to repeat for the next 2 years.

-Audio

EDIT: Oh also, get used to walls of text. I tend to do that.

I understand completely. I've seen it happen constantly over the past 7 months while I've been on the forums. I don't doubt what you say, and I appreciate the detail you give.

I simply think you need to lighten up about it. It happens on every online community. Always has, always will. For a while I just ignored it, now I'm joining in for the fun of it, and eventually I'll "move on" too. Never bothered me when it didn't interest me, and it won't bother me when I lose interest. If some guy seriously goes insanely goo-goo eyed over Sam over the internet (because I will admit in a serious tone, she is stunningly attractive), well then they really need to get out more. It's his own fault. There's no harm however in having fun with the situation, and just because some of us entertain the idea of her glamorous portrayal doesn't mean we're "on a leash".

I really hope you were able to pick out how most of my poem was overly dramatic sarcasm...

As for the other ladies: For the most part, they either need to grow tougher skin or quit being rude about it. They're going to get treated slightly differently. It's inevitable. But as long as they deal with it in a "it doesn't really bother me", people will stick up for them when they get harassed, or the offenders will get bored. But when they respond to the slightest flirtation with "fuck off faggot" as I've seen them do, it's hard to throw any respect their way. If they're here to play video games, then I suggest they focus their discussion around that and avoid anything dealing Samm. If they want to get involved in the more social aspect of the clan, then they just need to be prepared for what may happen.

I don't know what you want to happen here. She's not going to get run off for being overly flirtatious, guys aren't going to stop responding to it, so getting stressed out about it is futile. Ignore it, let the rough patches pass, and pity those not strong enough to make it through them.

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Don't entertain the village idiot Audio... you know the drill.

We had our differences, but I really thought you were brighter than that.

[Audiovox 6]

E-poon is for people who can't get IRL poon.

That's not entirely true. Phone sex and epoon are kinda in the same area as masturbating, you are left to yourself to imagine what's going on. Your imagination tends to play on your ideal circumstances and preferences, so it's hard to really compare the two, realistically. There's a much bigger emotional connection with irl poon, a connection not everyone wants attached to sex or is ready for, so a lot of people will deal with epoon much better than the real thing. That's why it's normally easier to find yourself in a situation online where you can flirt and actually have it lead to something more physically gratifying. But ofc, there's NOTHING in the world like pleasing the one you love. The look on her face. Anyways, both sides have different advantages. Then again, what do I know? Clearly I have no experience in this shit, according to golden

To further elaborate, why do you think so many couples fall into commitment issues with people online well down the line in their current relationship? Cause it's exciting, you're less inhibited without the person sitting right in front of you. (unless of course you're that unfeeling, uncultured jackass that literally is JUST after a piece of ass and has little regard for the other person involved) But that same person you broke your marriage to be with probably isn't as compatable as the one you actually married, but how would you know? All you've had is limited interaction and a lot of imagination to fill the gaps. The whole conundrum of "Is it love or lust?". On the flip side, because of the inhibition of the internet, it's often easier to start a meaningful relationship as long as you don't jump head first into the epoon part and actually take a bit of time to get to know one another and base your future actions off that knowledge. You're not as inclined to wear a mask when you are speaking to them online, so you have less "surprises" when you actually meet. Welcome to the success of eHarmony.

Enough about all that, I grow bored.

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I understand completely.

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I'm not being terribly serious about most of this lol Just because I type a lot and put effort into these chats doesn't mean I'm freaking out or anything, that's just how I've always been xD Ask them, they've seen the castles I've built from walls of text in the past. I enjoy debates and thoughtful discussions and stuff like that, this is just an offshoot of that, more or less. And I agree with the majority of what you wrote, and for the most part I do ignore the silly on-goings of the forums, but I figured I'd voice my thoughts on this since I've recently come back and found these guys still active in this aspect. Like, a literal copy of what I left a year ago. It's fascinating. So it's all good man, I appreciate your good attitude about all of it so far xD (don't let fatboy get to you, im sure he doesn't mean it <3 Well, for the most part..)

-Audio

[Goldentongue 3616]

E-poon is for people who can't get IRL poon.

Not entirely true.

"E-poon" can often become real life poon, considering how easy high speed travel and instant communication are in this era.

It often allows you to meet people with extremely similar interests as you who you would otherwise not meet.

Next week, a girl who lives several states away is coming to my college for the weekend to see her cousin and to stay with me.

We met several years ago on facebook on a very active group for atheists and agnostics (this is when the facebook group format was more like a forum and better designed), and quickly became close friends, talking on the phone and on facebook all the time. We've expressed interest and attraction to each other, but we're both more rational than trying to pull off a long distance thing, (even though there actually was a couple I know who met through the same facebook group, and although having lived thousands of miles away from each other in different countries, they are now married). We've discussed the possibility of sex while she's here, we're just going to play it by ear and see how it goes. There's also another friend I've made from the same group, a girl, who is one of my most trusted friends in the world and who I consider like a sibling although we've never met in real life (she's also possibly coming to see me this spring on her way to New Orleans). I'm not telling you this to make you think "I get all da bitchez on the interwebs" I want, that's far from the case. And I certainly don't have a shortage of real life friends. It's to illustrate my point that you shouldn't discredit connections made with people, whether close friendship, or attraction, just because they're online. Real life constant friendship and relationships are important, but the internet gives you chance to meet totally awesome people you wouldn't have ever even known about otherwise.

I consider many members of this clan to be those kind of people to me.

Then again, some of you are total dunderfucks I'm depressed to know even exist.

[Audiovox 6]

^^ See? We've got a lot in common

-Audio

[Goldentongue 3616]

That's not entirely true.

Not entirely true.

To further elaborate,

I'm not being terribly serious about most of this lol Just because I type a lot and put effort into these chats doesn't mean I'm freaking out or anything, that's just how I've always been

I enjoy debates and thoughtful discussions and stuff like that

I appreciate your good attitude about all of it so far

Holy fuck dude, clean up your grammar a little and stop signing your posts and I'd mistake them for mine...

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^^ See? We've got a lot in common

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QUIT DOING THAT, IT'S FUCKING CREEPY

[Audiovox 6]

I have habits I've never bothered breaking, in terms of grammar. I'm also certain there's a few things that simply escape me, I'm by no means an English major. Sue me Oh, and the sig thing, get used to it. If you see me post without a sig, it's not me typing it.

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