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Masterchief, don't cry because your little Uber Gay clan went down hill. You guys sucked from the jump, and you are a little asshole. Of ALL THE PEOPLE HERE, AND ALL THE PEOPLE I HAVE BANNED, YOU CAN EAT THE MOST DICKS, AND YOU WILL NEVER BE LET BACK INTO THE CLAN WHILE I AM PRESIDENT.

YOU SHOULD'VE NOT FUCKED UP THE WAY YOU DID. IT'S TOO LATE NOW. YOU CAN TAKE ALL YOUR DONATIONS AND ALL YOUR MONEY AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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I'm sensing some hostility here...

Hey fox when did you become the leader of this clusterfuck? Did you start paying for servers too?

Nope, I'm just the leader. Trying to just keep things in order, keep the retards away, etc. How you been mafia? Long time no see.

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Quite slow to pick up.

I'm surprised you didn't notice by his avatar. A blatant sign- what with that being Master Chief's/Assassin's/Abyss's old avatar.

No, I realized that when he changed his avatar, before it was a pic of a girl. Kitty kitty cupcakes style.

Edit: OH SHIT MAFIA'S BACK

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I'm not back I just have a free afternoon and a computer.

Weird that this topic would be open today, quite the coincidence.

I've been well, I still don't own a computer but I might get another one in a few months if the loss of CS:S still hurts then as much as it does now.

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Remember kilok?

I think he was sucked into the soul-crushing blackhole that is WoW

I don't know, but he pissed me off. I remember he banned me for restarting the match when P2 asked me to.

I'm not back I just have a free afternoon and a computer.

Weird that this topic would be open today, quite the coincidence.

I've been well, I still don't own a computer but I might get another one in a few months if the loss of CS:S still hurts then as much as it does now.

What happened to your old one?

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Actually I hit it with the axe.

Rather odd story actually.

Ah, I think I heard this story- your dad was mad about grades or something, and to prove to him that the computer wasn't getting in the way of school, you smashed your computer

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Yeah thats about the sum of it.

Who the fuck told you that?

No one.

I guessed... I mean- I knew. Telepathically.

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Maybe you did, maybe you didn't.

Either way to anyone who may be having emotional problems I recommend smashing something expensive, its very therapeutic.

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Maybe you did, maybe you didn't.

Either way to anyone who may be having emotional problems I recommend smashing something expensive, its very therapeutic.

I've tried that when I was younger. You know- temper tantrums. Very embarrassing, and generally something you will regret.

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THEY DON'T TASTE LIKE JACK EITHER, WTF?!?!?!

Whoa, mafia! lol I haven't seen him in forever!

They taste like semen.

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They taste like semen.

By default in your statement, you are admitting to your knowledge of the taste of semen. j/k

But really re-read that, for your own good.

BTW Opiate is DonkeyPunch.

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Eh...to new for me to know him, or he just wasn't a bigshot before I left.

Yeah he was just a GG admin. I chose him for JCS because he is like our GG rep. Nobody else really plays GG. Plus he's a good dude. You'd like him.

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By default in your statement, you are admitting to your knowledge of the taste of semen. j/k

But really re-read that, for your own good.

BTW Opiate is DonkeyPunch.

Oh, no, it tastes like semen. ;)

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I played gg for a pretty long time and remember being in the top 10, then I didn't come back for a month and when I did it was lagging quite a bit.

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