Ask me questions.

[Guest Waffle]

Why do I hate newfags?

[Mitch 2111]

Why did Waffle's parents name him Jesse :<

[Guest Horny©at]

PIP

[Yalkara 0]

What would you do if a beautiful woman stole your favourite car?

[Itchyfacee 10]

are u up for sukey sukey five dorrar?

[Clay 24]

why are people so retarded

why are people so faggot

Ask Juneson. They know all. Maybe they know why they let it get so shit, as well.

Why didn't I get VA again?

Because I didn't get a chance to vote for you.

how do you internet?

plug cord in seethernet port

wait for windows to say a-ok

open up ie6 and go to shady porn sites.

That just proves if you're hardcore anything, you're a fag. Still implies that Mac fags are, in general, worse.

Thumbs up.

What would you do for a klondyke bar?

The farthest I would go is murder-suicide.

what would you do for samm

I'd do anything I would do for anyone that I was friends with, I guess? Sam's a bro.

what would you do for mitch

I'd give him a high five. No more, no less.

what would you do for skottisha?

Almost as much as I would do for a Klondyke bar. Probably would stab a man to death.

What would you do for Zach

Go to his college and party with him.

What would you do for Pebbz?

Literally anything.

if you had to choose, who would be your partner in the community?

as in ... dating/married

Man: Cheesepoop, S3Xfaggits, Blaze, Howard or Church. Waffle would just backstab me in the sack.

That other gender that I don't know much about: Jen. :D:D:D:D

(only non-creepy answer)

^^ i tihnk we all know the answer to that.

Blaze.

He's one of em.

I would pick Jared, 'cause I gave him a dollar.

Jared's underage. I am not. No me gusta.

Why did I drop my phone in a glass of milk?

Why doesn't it work?

Try soaking it in bleach. <3

Clay, you better say you would date me or fiasco or I quite life D:

You're on the board, baeb.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

3, according to Mr. Owl. I am not able to conduct my own study, due to lack of funding from the OTPGOA.

How many thrusts does it take to make a cherry pop?

If you do it right, about 14.

Why are you so damn sexy?

I wish I knew. Why are you so damn sexy?

Just - why?

Because I hate myself just enough to subject myself to these random questions. It's a great way to kill some time.

who was phone

grls mom, literaly lol.

WHY DID YOU FUCK ME LAST NIGHT?

Because you're a baller in the sack, kid.

Was Jared not available?

Very available, but I like to mix it up every now and again.

Why does LOPEZ love me so much?

Because he's not as oldfag as we are, and doesn't understand that girls on the internet aren't real. Right?

He's a newfag. Thats why.

This too.

Clay, you are stuck in a 10x10 cement room. There is no visible door and only one window with solid metal bars on it. The only things you have with you is a car battery and a slightly moldy pickle. How do you escape the room?

I'd just eat the pickle and then slam the battery in to the bars until it cracked and use the acid to melt the bars.

Duh, he calls up MacGyver.

If I had a phone, I'd have other calls to make.

Why do I hate newfags?

We all hate newfags, Waffle. It's called 'GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GODDAMN CLAN YOU FUCKING RETARD'-syndrome. I was diagnosed with it when I left the eight-teenth time.

Why did Waffle's parents name him Jesse :<

Because Jesse is a sexeh name.

PIP

Reread PIP.

What would you do if a beautiful woman stole your favourite car?

Look for another car.

are u up for sukey sukey five dorrar?

Hell fucking no, sicko. Get your required 50 posts elsewhere.

[Skotti 2105]

Quick! While your still here! What phone do I want!!

[Clay 24]

Quick! While your still here! What phone do I want!!

Personally, I would get anything with Android running on it. The later, the better. Are you guys getting unlimited data?

[Skotti 2105]

Personally, I would get anything with Android running on it. The later, the better. Are you guys getting unlimited data?

Well I think I can arrange that. So yes.

[Clay 24]

Well I think I can arrange that. So yes.

Alright, anything in your price range by HTC. They're so good. <3 I dunno AT&T phones too well.

[Skotti 2105]

HAY EMUHLEE ASK CRAY CUESCHIN!

srs:

Going with Aria is parents will allow. If not Pure.

[Clay 24]

HAY EMUHLEE ASK CRAY CUESCHIN!

srs:

Going with Aria is parents will allow. If not Pure.

Ballin. :3

[Guest]

Are you happy now?

[Clay 24]

Are you happy now?

God no.

[BAZ8771 2]

On average, how many kilos of poon do you get daily?

[Clay 24]

On average, how many kilos of poon do you get daily?

If poon is meth, a metric ton. I smoke it all in one day.

[Church 1]

Do you want me to sticky this topic?

[Skotti 2105]

Do you want me to sticky this topic?

Do you even care?

[Clay 24]

Do you want me to sticky this topic?

I'd love it if you would. <3

Do you even care?

Of course he does. He's my Starbucks girl!

[Pebbz. 953]

Is your sig from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

[Clay 24]

Is your sig from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

Honestly, I'm not entirely sure. I found it on 420chan one night and I was like, "hahahahahahahahahaha, haha, heh, hahahaha, heheh, duuuuuude i need to save this lol." and 2 hours later, I had managed to upload it to dropbox and sig it. Decided to bring it back out.

[Pebbz. 953]

There was this one episode where they were trying to broadcast TV shows from their local television and they always saw a dancing guy with scenery in the background. Dunno if it's that guy or not. Dunno if it was even a guy. Very foggy of the show. Halp.

[Clay 24]

There was this one episode where they were trying to broadcast TV shows from their local television and they always saw a dancing guy with scenery in the background. Dunno if it's that guy or not. Dunno if it was even a guy. Very foggy of the show. Halp.

I sorreh. I dunno, sir.

[Shotgunsnipa 268]

Favorite number?

Stupidest thing you've ever done?

Do you like rock paper scissors?

If you were offered 1,000,000$ to have your balls run over by a 8 ton truck (breaking them) would you do it?

If no how much would it take?

What is your response to "this is a lie"? Is it a lie or not?

Favorite question asked so far?

Am I done with questions?

Should I ask more later?

[Clay 24]

Favorite number?

0. It's the great destroyer.

Stupidest thing you've ever done?

Any of my many regrets. There's a lot.

Do you like rock paper scissors?

The guy on here, he's okay, I suppose. The game, it's good for killing time, or deciding who gets to go get snacks.

If you were offered 1,000,000$ to have your balls run over by a 8 ton truck (breaking them) would you do it?

No.

If no how much would it take?

A hell of a lot more.

What is your response to "this is a lie"? Is it a lie or not?

It's circular logic. Obviously it's neither. If I say it's a lie, then that makes it true, negating it being a lie and causing it to be truth. If I say it's true, that makes it a lie, causing it to be truth, negating it being a lie.

Favorite question asked so far?

That one was fun. Worked out the brain muskuhlz.

Am I done with questions?

You have one more, good sir.

Should I ask more later?

If you want. I have to work until 4 EST, so you can pile em on and I can sort through em when I get home.