Fiasco 10 Posted March 21, 2011 Are you currently flaccid? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clay 24 Posted March 21, 2011 Are you currently flaccid?Yeah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fiasco 10 Posted March 21, 2011 Where did you go?Do midgets have night vision?Do mormons celebrate christmas?Do black people get lice?Do Asians age slower?Is the moon really the Deathstar?How did you meet mother?Why is the ocean salty?Can you die from lack of sleep?Can you have a fox as a pet?Does RedBull really use bull sperm?Why are you THE MAN? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clay 24 Posted March 21, 2011 Where did you go?Do midgets have night vision?Do mormons celebrate christmas?Do black people get lice?Do Asians age slower?Is the moon really the Deathstar?How did you meet mother?Why is the ocean salty?Can you die from lack of sleep?Can you have a fox as a pet?Does RedBull really use bull sperm?Why are you THE MAN?I'm back.I don't think so.Absolutely not.Yes.I hope so.I think so.When I came out of her vagina, I introduced myself and lit up a cigarette.Because of whale semen.I can imagine that you could.I hope so.I hope not.Because I am Clay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oh So Salty 0 Posted March 21, 2011 what happens if an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?If God can do anything can he make a rock so big he can't lift it?Which came first, the chicken or the egg?Is there a question that doesn't have an answer?What's the square root of 7? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loading 249 Posted March 21, 2011 what happened to Bayo Auto? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nitestalker 792 Posted March 21, 2011 what happens if an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?If God can do anything can he make a rock so big he can't lift it?Which came first, the chicken or the egg?Is there a question that doesn't have an answer?What's the square root of 7?I'll take this one clay...Chuck norris diesGod would make the rock so big he cant lift it, and then he would lift it anyway.The Chicken would have come out of a non chicken egg (evolution) And would then hatch a chicken egg.No, you can always answer with pie, or weed.I will leave this to mitch, he has to make up for that D on his report card. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oh So Salty 0 Posted March 22, 2011 If you drain the pressure from the swelling, is the sensation overwhelming? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J_MaFia Posted March 22, 2011 Would it be a good joke to pop tiny holes into my friends condoms for a party on saturday? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SOSBrigade 78 Posted March 22, 2011 Clay, what are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iAlwaysFail 799 Posted March 23, 2011 Clay or Play Dough? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tasty Posted March 24, 2011 Clay, teach me how to get in sG nao!(This might be a srs question) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead-Pool 0 Posted March 24, 2011 Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? How can there be self-help “groups� Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks? If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag? Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? What was the best thing before sliced bread?Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? How did a fool and his money get together? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner? Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp†to have a “S†in it? Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?do you still love me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oh So Salty 0 Posted March 28, 2011 Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?Made me laugh so hard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChainChomp 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Did You Pay The Pied Piper? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fab 247 Posted March 31, 2011 Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clay 24 Posted March 31, 2011 what happened to Bayo Auto?I have no idea. He was a JB fag for a while, then he disappeared. D:If you drain the pressure from the swelling, is the sensation overwhelming?Nope. It feels great.Would it be a good joke to pop tiny holes into my friends condoms for a party on saturday?Late, but yes.Clay, what are you?The man. An engineer. A smoker. Addicted to heroin.Clay or Play Dough?Neither.Clay, teach me how to get in sG nao!(This might be a srs question)Don't be a dumbass. It's pretty simple, assuming you're not a JBfag...Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? How can there be self-help “groups”? Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks? If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag? Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? What was the best thing before sliced bread?Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? How did a fool and his money get together? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner? Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it? Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?do you still love me?Because you can't touch stars.Because it's a bunch of whiny faggots who can't take control of their own lives and need to bitch to other people.We expel air faster, causing the dog to malfunction and, if done long enough, crash. Dogs are robots.Because lingerie is fucking sexy.Dicks, obviously.Why isn't twelve pronounced onety two?They use other children.To piss us off...Probably a lot faster. I dunno to be honest.That's not a question, but don't torment your acting challenged neighbors...Top secret. Don't ask.Nifty question, but who buys Evian? Aquafina or GTFO.Yes. He's kinda weird, though.Not once, not never.Because they weren't smart enough to get opposable thumbs, so we get to laugh at them.Deer know what a silhouette of them looks like. They're not that dumb...Regular bread, obviously.Probably at least 5 more, give or take.Nah. That guy just gets a pink slip. What a fuck up.He just got bored.Because no one likes soursour cream. Only that diarrhea guy.They met in bar.Suicide.Nope.Some linguist with a sadistic mind.A janitor moved the labels, so they got it backwards.I dunno. That was a lot of questions for you to copy paste...Did You Pay The Pied Piper?Hell nah, that faggot pays me.Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?Because if we switched it now, it'd sound dumb and everyone would get confused. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Puff 68 Posted March 31, 2011 Do you have trouble fitting your dick into other chicks mouths? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iAlwaysFail 799 Posted April 2, 2011 When someone gives a guy a blow job, and he ejaculates, and they swallow swallow. Does this mean that their now a cannibal because they are eating virtual babies? lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
But I Poop Hazmat 4 Posted April 5, 2011 would u fuck a tranny if they had a vagina? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J_MaFia Posted April 5, 2011 would u fuck a tranny if they had a vagina?Fucking retard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
