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ATTN: ALL MEN

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I will see you all at the premiere.

GET THE FUCK OUT!

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no but really, your hot.

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but then again, I can't let myself be seduced by you JUST so you can come to watch this awesomeness.

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Shit, some confusing shit, this calls for drugs.

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all the alphas will obey and pay 10 dollars to see this. if you don't pay for it, you will be forever recognized as a un-alpha, tree hugging, raspberry fucking douchebucket that belongs in the American Midwest to suffer for the rest of your life.

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Looks pretty good, except whoever chose the second song fucked up big time, should have been more hardcore.

Andrew WK sings about partying, partying and partying. What the fuck is more manly than that? Some five foot four faggot with gauged ears wearing tight-ish jeans and a black shirt yelling about raping his ex girlfriend and killing people? I think not.

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The only thing they need to do now is make a book about it and I'm sold on it. How badass would that be?

* Sylvester kicks the wooden door open like a mad man; however, he realizes no one is there. All of a sudden, a 12 year old orphan comes behind Sylvester with a knife and attempts to stab him,but the orphan was too late, he had already received a shotgun to the face.*

Insta-buy

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all the alphas will obey and pay 10 dollars to see this. if you don't pay for it, you will be forever recognized as a un-alpha, tree hugging, raspberry fucking douchebucket that belongs in the American Midwest to suffer for the rest of your life.

Whats wrong with the midwest?

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Guest Horny©at

He had a bad experience in Nebraska when he was just an alpha baby

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Did you really have to check? It was obvious...

Hey, everyone needs faith in something, I just had it in the wrong thing..... :'(

I'll just sneak in.

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Hey, everyone needs faith in something, I just had it in the wrong thing..... :'(

I'll just sneak in.

Or get your parents to go with you.

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Or get your parents to go with you.

Is that how you go to the movies skotti?

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Or get your parents to go with you.

What the fuck are you on Skotti, that doesn't work.

I tried it, they were like "FUCK YOU MAN YOUR NOT 18.".

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What the fuck are you on Skotti, that doesn't work.

I tried it, they were like "FUCK YOU MAN YOUR NOT 18.".

I feel like people will never learn the difference but here goes one more fucking damn time.

IT'S YOU'RE, NOT YOUR

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