My Dog

[Papa 231]

It fucking teleported.

No fucking joke, I opened the door and it was sitting at the top of the stairs. It runs down the stairs and around the corner.

I close the door and start walking away, 2 steps later I turn around and it's on my fucking deck.

What the fuck do I do?

[niC- 9]

Kill the son of a bitch.

[Papa 231]

I'd rather not pay for a 10k dog.

She's getting trained for some blind person or something like that. :/

[Machete 0]

be in contact at all times.

you may teleport with it next time

[Dead Donkey 49]

Dude, report it for hacking admin. DOY.

[RAGEQUILT 0]

fight crime

[LOPEZ 1750]

fight crime

yes, become his P.I.C

Together you will become great.

[niC- 9]

be in contact at all times.

you may teleport with it next time

Maybe Ulf can do that shit too. Stay in contact with Ulf at all times.

[Skotti 2105]

Train it to breath fire.

[Nap0odo 3]

eat it like a chinese person! and maybe you will gain some of it's powers.

[LOPEZ 1750]

eat it like a chinese person! and maybe you will gain some of it's powers.

You mean Korean.

[fatb0y 1337]

Because Koreans are the only asian people that eat dog right?

[Machete 0]

Maybe Ulf can do that shit too. Stay in contact with Ulf at all times.

it sometimes happens. ill be sitting in here, he will be n the couch. then somehow the mother fucker opens the door up and goes outside.

[Papa 231]

This just in: It teleported again.

My Mom was supposed to be watching it, it was laying on the deck, it vanishes and she looks inside and out for her.

I walk into the back alley and shes walking down the alley.

My dad was in the garage too, and didn't see her either.

[sinasdf 0]

Maybe it's actually a ghost and the dog you thought to be living in breathing has actually been dead for several weeks?

Did I just hear you shit brix?

[niC- 9]

Tape a helmet cam to your dogs head for the lulz

[Dyscivist 5686]

It's obviously a demon. You'd better kill it before it teleports inside of you and you explode from the inside and then it relieves its bowels on your remains. It's inevitable.

[Papa 231]

It's obviously a demon. You'd better kill it before it teleports inside of you and you explode from the inside and then it relieves its bowels on your remains. It's inevitable.

I'll make sure to get that on camera. <

[HoboInArmy 7]

Will the camera teleport with it? Or will it just fall off when the dog teleports.

[Papa 231]

I don't know, I'll just set it up and then fight to the death with the dog.

[Psycho 0]

I do believe this is an epic thread.

Tie it up and see if I teleports out of it :X

If it does report it to an admin.

If it doesn't, eat it.

[Goldentongue 3616]

Look at my dog, my dog is amazing...

[Fiasco 10]

Burn it at the stake like a woman that reads. Must be a witch.

[Malic343 0]

I'd rather not pay for a 10k dog.

She's getting trained for some blind person or something like that. :/

Youre going to have to kill it. If the dog teleports then its not going to be much help to the blind person. Think of it as a mercy killing, if you dont do it some blind person is going to walk out into the middle of traffic.

WAIT WAIT UNLESS the dog is being cross trained into being a mail carrier. In which i have some packages id like to receive from Saturn. Theyve been a long time coming. Ill pay extra.

[LOPEZ 1750]

Burn it at the stake like a woman that reads. Must be a witch.

Oh...he went there.