I will be fulfilling at least one request for a buff, nerf, or expertise (assuming anybody actually puts in effort). In order to apply, you must abide by all rules outlined below. Write an essay (preferably in story form). There is no word requirement (quality > quantity), but I would suggest maybe around 3000 words Try to format it decently (I know we are on forums so that can be harder) Try to be as grammatically correct as possible (the better/funnier the essay is, the less emphasis I will