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  1. porknchili

    happy valentines day!

    Happy Valentine's day to: @Clara - You remind me of Pantera, and that's a good thing. @Travesty - You are just about the only person I can actually talk basketball with around here @KiD Fearless - You made the Bhop server enjoyable enough for me to come back to sG @Beerman - Glad to hear your bones are healing up nicely. @Iherdcows - Because =(SGS)= is forever @fps_trucka - Just because you seem like a decent enough guy @Chaulklet.Shake(Elmo) - The blackest sounding Asian in sG @PANTERA - You won't even see this because of your Hawaiian turtle internet @SpartanSakaro - Keep the secret of bhopping alive @centran - For some reason I find you to be the most fascinating specimen in sG. Never change... @Swed - You live in a close enough vicinity to me And for the rest of you, here's some great advice:
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    Post a picture of yourself

    Picture of me last year with former 2x Jr. Middleweight champion Cornelius 'K9' Bundrage and his massive fists.
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    NBA Award Predictions

    Trade deadline is today. Curious to see who gets traded in the next 4 hours. In case anyone hasn't been following the deals (or so I have an excuse to post this): - Rodney Hood (CLE) for Nik 'Sauce Castillo' Stauskas & Wade Baldwin (POR) - Reggie Bullock (DET) for Svi Mykhailiuk (LAL) - Tobias Harris, Boban Marjanovic, & Mike Scott (LAC) for Landry Shamet, Wilson Chandler, & Mike Muscala (PHI) - Malachi Richardson (TOR) for the almighty cash considerations (PHI) - Tyler Johnson & Wayne Ellington (MIA) for Ryan Anderson (PHX) - Otto Porter Jr. (WAS) for Jabari Parker & Bobby 'Crazy Eyes' Portis (CHI) - Stanley Johnson (DET) for Thon 'At least 5 years older than listed' Maker (MIL) - Markieff Morris (WAS) for Wesley Johnson (NOP) - Harrison 'Got traded mid-game' Barnes (DAL) for Zach Randolph & Justin Jackson (SAC) - Iman Shumpert (SAC)/Nik Stauskas & Wade Baldwin (CLE) for Brandon Knight & Marquese Chriss (HOU) - Alec Burks (CLE) for Brandon Knight & Marquese Chriss (SAC)
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    Charred's Application [PENDING]

    Sure 16/20
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    NBA Award Predictions

    TBH, the only reason I had Klay (and Lowry, for that matter) in my All star reserve list was because I KNEW they'd get in just on reputation alone. I'm not a Jazz fan, but I'm so irritated by the narrative that Donovan Mitchell is the reason for the Jazz success and Gobert is just some afterthought. Gobert makes that team so great defensively and has a near Ben Wallace type impact on defense (though Big Ben had better, GOAT level defensive metrics). Aldridge and Klay did not deserve to make it over Gobert, Doncic, or Tobias, and Siakam has clearly been better this season than Lowry. As for the Knicks trade: they only got 1 OK player in return. DeAndre and Matthews are most likely going to be bought out and, as someone who has watched every single Mavs game this year, DSJ is a low IQ player who gets by on athleticism alone. The reason the Knicks made this trade (aside from being the Knicks and being owned by James Dolan) is to have room this summer for 2 max contracts (i.e., Kyrie, Kawhi, Durant, Butler, Kemba, Cousins, Harris, Klay, etc.), but it's not like they're the only team with a ton of cap space this summer. The Clippers, Lakers, and Nets are all better teams and will have that luxury too and are clearly more attractive free agent destinations; especially considering the fact that the last "big" FA signing the Knicks had was an old Amar'e in 2010.
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    NBA Award Predictions

    Knicks gonna knick... Porzingis (Courtney Lee, Tim Hardaway Jr.) traded to the Mavs for Dennis Smith Jr., Wesley Matthews, and DeAndre Jordan.
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    NBA Award Predictions

    Who do you guys have as your All Star reserves in each conference? Personally, I would have: East - Blake Griffin - Nikola Vucevic - Ben Simmons - Jimmy Butler - D'Angelo Russell - Kyle Lowry - Bradley Beal West - Anthony Davis - Nikola Jokic - Damian Lillard - Klay Thompson - Karl-Anthony Towns - Luka Doncic - Russell Westbrook
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    NBA Award Predictions

    The Pacers really f'd up Victor Oladipo's load management considering how frequently he's been bothered by knee issues this season. Now he's out for the season with a ruptured quad tendon.
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    NBA Award Predictions

    MVP: James Harden, runner up: Giannis Antetokounmpo RoY: Luka Doncic, runner up: Deandre Ayton DPoY: Paul George, runner up: Robert Covington 6MoY: Montrezl Harrell, runner up: Domantas Sabonis MIP: Pascal Siakam, runner up: De'Aaron Fox COY: Mike Budenholzer, runner up: Mike Malone
  10. Cool enough for me to actually come out of my hiatus and vote on. 31/20
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    Post what you're listening to right now.

    Amazing that he is still composing even after 30 years of living with ALS.