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  1. Friends, Lovers and Adversaries... WELCOME TO THE 1st ANNUAL SYNDICKIE AWARDS! From now until Thursday, April 26, 2018, at 9:00 P.M. CST, members of Syndicate Gamers will be able to vote for your fellow members for the following Syndickies! In order to keep the Winners a secret and to avoid a member voting twice, please PRIVATE MESSAGE ME YOUR VOTES OR POST YOUR VOTES IN THIS THREAD, please include all categories. Send me the categories, following with the member you're voting for. Please be clear in your voting or your vote will not count! **Each member may only vote once per category, and you are not allowed to vote for yourself in any category.** After the voting deadline, we will reveal the winners in this thread. Winners will be awarded the Syndickie Badge, it will be labelled for each category they win. HERE ARE YOUR CATEGORIES FOR THE SYNDICKIES... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Syndickie Backbone Award (Hardest working in sG) * Awarded to the member of sG who deserves to be the next Legend if they do not have it already. Time in and time out, this member continues to contribute their free time and energy to sG. They are undoubtedly the backbone of sG and without them sG would likely perish. Heroes are Remembered, Legends Never Die. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Talk Mad Shit All-Star Award (Best Trash Talker) * Awarded to the member of sG who dealt the wittiest, funniest, harshest and ruthless blows to other members... not only in Talk Mad Shit threads but over all of sG servers and discord. AKA the All-Time Best Roaster of sG. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Holy Saint Award (Nicest in sG) * Awarded to the member of sG who is the most kind, friendly, easy to talk to, and who you could count on no matter what to share pleasantries with any time of day. There is absolutely no doubt that this member will go to heaven, if a heaven exists. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Kordless Memorial Award (Most Useless Current Acting Staff Member) * Awarded to the Staff member who does the least amount of work for sG. The Staff member who would most likely to be demoted next if Mimic actually did demotions for Staff. This Staff member provides no value to sG. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Baby Rage Bestowal Award (The Biggest Crybaby) * Awarded to the member of sG with the most dramatic and shocking meltdowns. Over the most minute circumstances, this member will proceed to bitch and whine about almost anything that occurs in the daily affairs of Syndicate Gamers. You know to walk on eggshells around this member. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pepe The Frog Philanthropy Award (Dankest Memer) * Awarded to the memer of sG who provides us the dankest memes for our own entertainment. They're not only yielding the dankest rare memes but also create some of the best homemade memes on the market. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Tacky Memorial Award (Most Likely to get JP'd Next) * Awarded to the member of sG who is most likely the next person to be a part of the Janitors Project. This member is certainly the most toxic or cancerous in sG and deserves to be eradicated. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Temple Grandin Autism Awareness Award (Most Likely to actually have some form of Autism) * Awarded to the member of sG who is generally hard to understand or comprehend due to the overwhelming nonsense they spread throughout the community. Whether it be their spelling, lack of general knowledge, and complete stupidity… this award is special for the special member in our community who time and time again continues to have us question their capabilities. It would appear they have their head in the sand day in and day out for seemingly having no idea what’s actually going on around here or in their own personal life. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The White Knight Award (Self explanatory) * Awarded to the member of sG who will take absolutely no time, or rational thought, to attack those who are the slightest bit of aggressive to the damsels in distress in the community. A man who promotes gender equality but practices special privilege for women. Believes himself to be the savior for the female gender and hopes one day his actions will pay off in an act of sexual benevolence. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Donald J. Trump Presidential Award (Most likely to be the next Donald Trump aka President of the United States) * Awarded to the member of sG who just can't stop talking about politics. No matter the conversation, they will interject their political opinion even when unwarranted. Just like the President, they will stir up issues and topics for their own pleasure even though everyone is sick of hearing them speak. They live, breathe and excrete politics. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Steamy Nothing_But_Fail Award (Self Explanatory) * Awarded to the member who is certainly the hottest in sG. The guy, girl, etc. who most members would definitely fuck if offered. The member who doesn't need to even try... Naturally beautiful and sensually seductive.
  2. The 1st Annual Syndickie Awards

    I know a lot of words on a page make it hard for you to retain comprehension and attention. Best to just seek out the easy bits to read. Proud of you, son.
  3. The 1st Annual Syndickie Awards

    It took you 4 days to figure this out? Did you just learn the meaning of the word today? I've been waiting for someone to correct me... Honestly I don't think anyone on staff had picked you to correct it -- I'll have to check.
  4. The 1st Annual Syndickie Awards

    Looks like you were once awarded a Syndickie before! Congrats!
  5. The 1st Annual Syndickie Awards

    Wouldn't be surprised if we see more votes for you for the Temple Grandin Award after this!
  6. The 1st Annual Syndickie Awards

    Do you feel offended? Are you being flamed right now? If so, how and by whom? #FunPolice
  7. The 1st Annual Syndickie Awards

    It's all good, the winner will still be secret cause most people have been PMing me their answers. If you want to post your answers in this thread, you're more than welcome. It might not reflect the winners tho. We're all just havin' fun here. No one seriously wants anyone JP'd at the moment. I know Tacky has a good sense of humor to laugh about it when he inevitably sees this.
  8. The 1st Annual Syndickie Awards

    If anything you should be proud Tacky has an award named after himself!
  9. The 1st Annual Syndickie Awards

    You might get the The Temple Grandin Autism Awareness Award for this post alone dude https://puu.sh/A6Aik/2a3114e6ab.png
  10. Post a picture of yourself

    Somebody's going for the Steamy Nothing_But_Fail Award...!
  11. The 1st Annual Syndickie Awards

    Sorry, Recruits cannot vote. If you get enough referrals, you can be part of the 2nd Annual Syndickies though! You can most certainly share your opinion of who you think should win though. However your vote will not count. Does that work?
  12. SUPER EUROBEAT THREAD

  13. America's 43 most and least trusted professions

    The propaganda is working!
  14. Happy Birthday Pseudo Doctor

    You're right. You did about the same as him during his one day tenure.
  15. Happy Birthday Pseudo Doctor

    Happy birthday to the best RO we ever had
  16. SUPER EUROBEAT THREAD

  17. It's the most wonderful time... of the year...! The NCAA March Madness Tournament will be starting on March 15th. Selection Sunday will be on March 11th and after that you will be able to fill out your bracket! The Deadline to fill out your bracket will be March 14th. Bracket: http://games.espn.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2018/en_CA/group?groupID=2210183 Password: joinsg2018 Prize: $50 Amazon Gift Card and the March Madness Badge If you'd like to donate another prize, PM me Rules: You must be a member of sG to enter and/or win the bracket challenge Global Guidelines Apply There can only be one winner... And a lot of losers... GOOD LUCK
  18. Need PUBG team mates!

    Discord is probably your best bet to find people to play @Banana Joe
  19. @n2fwa Me too http://games.espn.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2018/en/entry?entryID=5504103
  20. Syndicate Gamers Quarterly Update

    Congrats @sweetrock Rip @Junzou
  21. TDOV 2018

    I mean my name is Travesty for a reason. http://www.spanishdict.com/translate/travesti Thanks for the support boys
  22. Random post for spam.

  23. Happy Birthday Beerman!!!

    Happy 40th dude! Have a beer on me to celebrate this new chapter into the next stage of your life!
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